#this is exactly why they needed girl swings too lol

[jackmkelly]

brooklyn being girls IS such a good choice it adds so many layers to Everythinggggg spot does. she Does need to say no to the strike at first because as strong as they are her girls DO need more protection then the boys do. its 1899 new york women were just . Not respected ESPECIALLY news girls. it was dangerous for them to simply exist let alone join a strike. spot had to say no because she needed to know the boys wouldn’t quit and leave her girls in a more dangerous situation

[itneverendshere]

I love pogue!reader and rafe sm. I’m so excited every time you post them ❤️ what if reader realizes she’s really falling for rafe and it’s getting serious so she’s tries to self sabotage and end it. She’s thinking he’s THE kook and she’s a pogue. It can’t last and she won’t survive that heartbreak. so rafe starts to panic but then realizes what’s she’s doing by ending it so he’s just like lol no nice try I’m not going anywhere

 i would follow you home - r.c

pairing: rafe x pogue!reader (bartender!reader universe) word count: 3.1k

hope you enjoy, i love them too 🩵

It was mid-afternoon, that quiet lull between lunch and dinner when the regulars started to trickle in. And like clockwork, you were wiping down the bar, mindlessly watching the condensation drip from a glass of iced tea when you saw Rafe strolling in.

He always had that cocky walk, shoulders rolled back like he owns the place, which, you guess, technically he kinda did, or at least his dad did. Cameron Development Group practically built the country club.

He spotted you and the corner of his mouth lifted in that way that made your stomach flip. God, you hated how it still got to you.

After months of this—him swinging by the bar at the end of his golf games, lounging against the counter like it was no big deal, driving you home, saving you from the storms, letting you kiss him—your heart should’ve calmed the hell down. But no, here you were, butterflies fluttering in your chest, fingers tightening around the rag you were using to clean.

You tossed it on the counter and busy yourself with stacking glasses.

“Hey, stranger.” His voice was all smooth like he knew exactly what effect it had on you. And he did. You were still a shitty liar and he learned that fast. 

You glanced up, trying to keep things cool, casual. “Hey yourself.”

He settled into one of the barstools, leaning forward, his blue eyes locking on yours. “You off soon?”

You shrugged. “Depends. Why?”

The truth was, you knew why. You knew exactly what he was asking.

He was wondering if you would have time after this—time to sneak off to that little spot by the docks where you'd been meeting up, where things between you had been getting more…a little complicated?

And that’s exactly why you needed to end this.

It’s not like you hadn’t seen it coming. You’d known for a while that whatever this thing was with Rafe, it was headed in a direction you couldn’t afford to follow. He was the poster child for Kook royalty. Born with a silver spoon and all that. Meanwhile, you were still just the bartender, a Pogue, barely scraping by. 

It started simple—quick conversations after work, long talks on the drive home, those random texts at 2 a.m. that turned into hours of you two confessing things you’d never say out loud to anyone else.

You din’t know when it shifted into this—this weird gray area where everything felt more intense. Maybe when you all but kissed him when he picked you up after the storm. That had to be it.

Because you knew how this story ended. You knew what happened when a girl like you fell for a guy like Rafe Cameron.

Heartbreak.

And you wouldn’t survive that.

“I’ve been thinking,” You blurted out, suddenly very aware of the way his eyes were still on you. Too aware. You reached for a clean glass, filling it with soda water to distract yourself. “Maybe we should… I dunno, cool it for a bit.”

His smirk faltered. “Cool it?”

“Yeah,” You shrugged again, trying to seem nonchalant, even though your heart was hammering so loud you were sure he could hear it. “I mean, this was fun and all, but let’s be real—”

“Be real?”

You nodded, not daring to look up from the glass you were holding.

“We’re not exactly from the same world, Rafe. It was bound to end sooner or later. Might as well rip the band-aid off now.”

Silence. For a beat, he doesn’t say anything, and for a second you wonder if you had done it—if you’d actually convinced him that this wasn’t worth it, that he should’ve just walked away and left you with at least a sliver of your heart intact.

Then he laughed.

It wasn’t like a mocking laugh, but it was still a sound you weren’t expecting. Your eyes snapped up to his face, and you saw that damn smirk was back. Only this time, there was something softer in his eyes, something almost… amused?

“Oh, I see what this is.” He leaned back, crossing his arms over his chest, looking way too pleased with himself.

You frowned, instinctively grabbing a towel and wiping the counter again, trying to distract yourself from the way his eyes were making you feel seen. Too seen. 

“What?”

“You’re scared.”

Your stomach dropped. “I’m not—”

“Yes, you are,” he interrupted, standing up and rounding the bar until he was way too close, until you could smell the cologne clinging to his skin and the fresh grass scent of the golf course. He caged you in with his body, one hand gripping the counter behind you, the other reaching up to tilt your chin so you had no choice but to meet his gaze. “You’re trying to push me away because you’re scared. But newsflash, sweetheart—nice try. I’m not going anywhere.”

You swallowed hard, throat tight, because damn it, he was right. He was completely, 100% right, and you hated it. You hated that he could see right through you like that, see all your fears, all the things you’d been trying so hard to bury.

You opened your mouth, but nothing came out.

You didn’t know what to say because, deep down, you didn’t want to believe that it mattered to him. You wanted to believe that he saw you for more than just the girl behind the bar. But every time you let yourself get close, that voice in the back of your head reminded you that this wasn’t some fairytale.

“Rafe, you’ll get bored,” you mumbled, barely able to get the words out. “You’ll realize this was just… a phase. I mean, we’re friends, right? We can just… go back to that.”

“Go back to that?” He repeated your words slowly like he was testing them out. And then he laughed—this short, disbelieving sound that made your stomach twist, “You’re trying to run.”

“Am not.”

“You are.

“There’s nothing to run from,” You snapped, though even you didn’t believe that.

He was close enough now that you had to tilt your head almost all the way back to meet his eyes, and there was something so raw, so real in the way he was looking at you that you couldn’t breathe.

“Nothing, huh?”

“Nothing,” you managed to repeat, but the word came out more like a question than a statement. The self-doubt you’d been trying to ignore bubbled up, and you hated yourself for it. 

He leaned in closer, and you could feel his breath against your skin. “If you think there’s nothing between us, then why does it hurt so much to even think about letting it go?”

His words hit a particular soft spot, and you had to bite your lip to keep from gasping. You wanted to argue, to tell him he was wrong, that you could walk away and be fine.

But the truth was, you weren’t fine. You weren’t even close to fine.

The whole time you’d been telling yourself this was just a fling, some wild phase that would burn out eventually—because that was what made sense. You weren’t supposed to fall for the guy who came from money and lived in a mansion on the hill, while you were still sharing a room with your sister in a run-down house, after yours got destroyed, on the wrong side of the island. 

This was never supposed to be real.

“You don’t get it. You’ve never had to worry about—about someone like me not fitting into your life. You don’t have people looking at you and thinking ‘what the hell is he doing with her?’”

Rafe’s eyes softened, and his thumb brushed a light circle against your waist, sending a pleasant shiver down your spine. “Who cares what people think? I’m not with them. I’m with you.”

You shook your head, more to yourself than to him, stepping back just enough to put some space between you.

"No. No, it’s not that simple. You don’t get it. You don’t get what it’s like to always be the one left behind. You’ll get bored, and then what? You just walk away and I’m the one left picking up the pieces."

He opened his mouth to argue, but you weren’t done.

"And don't say you won’t, because everyone does! I’ve seen this before. I’ve been through it. I don’t survive guys like you." Your voice cracked, and damn it, you hated how vulnerable you sounded, but it was too late. It was all spilling out now, all the fear you’d kept bottled up.

Rafe’s jaw tightened, and instead of the cocky smirk you expected, there was something different in his eyes. Anger? No, frustration maybe. But not at you.

He ran a hand through his hair, clearly trying to keep his cool. “You think I’m just some guy playing games, huh? That I’m gonna wake up one day and decide you’re not worth it?”

You crossed your arms, hugging yourself as if that would protect you from the way his words were hitting you too hard. “Isn’t that what happens?”

“No. Not with me.”

“You don’t know that!”

“I do know that!” His voice rose, and you flinched a little, caught off guard by the intensity.

He noticed and apologized immediately, stepping closer, his hand reaching for yours but stopping just short. "I’m here, with you. Because I want to be. Don’t you get that?"

You hated the way he was looking at you, the way his words hit with brutal honesty you weren’t used to—it made you pause. Your eyes fleeted away, focusing on the floor because looking at him was too much.

"Just let me go," you whispered, "It’ll hurt less now."

A muscle in his jaw twitched, and before you could pull back, he stepped forward, closing the gap between you in one swift move.

His hand cupped your face, forcing you to meet his eyes, and there was no escape from the intensity in them.

"No," he said, firm but quiet. "I’m not letting you go. You’re not pushing me away. I’m not leaving, no matter how hard you try to sabotage this."

Your breath hitched in your throat, and you shook your head, trying to argue, but then his lips were on yours, cutting off whatever weak protest you had left. The kiss wasn’t gentle or slow—it was harsh, like he was trying to make you understand something without words. 

 And damn it, you kissed him back. Because of course, you did.

Because despite everything you said, everything you feared, you wanted this. You wanted him. But the second you felt yourself giving in, you pushed him back, your hands pressed against his chest, trying to regain some control. 

"Stop doing that," you snapped, breathless.

"Doing what?" He sounded just as breathless, but he didn’t step away.

"Kissing me like you can fix this. Like—like I’m just gonna believe you."

He exhaled sharply, his hands gripping your waist, keeping you close. "You don’t have to believe me now, but I’m not going anywhere. I’ll prove it to you, okay? Just stop trying to run every time it gets hard."

"I don’t know how to do this," you admitted quietly, your hands still resting against his chest, fingers curled into the fabric of his shirt.

"I’ll show you," he whispered, his forehead resting against yours, his breath mingling with yours. "Just stop pushing me away."

For a moment, you let yourself just be there with him, your defenses crumbling piece by piece. You didn’t know how long it would last, or if you could even survive it, but maybe… just maybe, he was worth the risk.

But still, you couldn’t help but mutter, "You’re so stupid, you know that?"

His lips twitched into a smile. “And you’re still kissing me, again, so what does that say about you?”

You rolled your eyes, trying to hide the way your lips twitched with a smirk of your own.

 “Says I’m just as stupid as you,” you muttered under your breath, but the words lacked bite. Your hands stayed on his chest, fingers still gripping his polo like you were afraid to let go, like maybe if you held on tight enough, you wouldn’t fall apart, “Do you always go around kissing the saff?” You mumbled out.

Rafe’s hands moved from your waist to your back, pulling you in closer. His forehead still rested against yours, and you could feel his breath, warm and steady, brushing against your skin. It was infuriating how easy it was to melt into him.

He raised an eyebrow, his lips twitching with the start of a grin, “Only the ones who can’t seem to stay away from me.”

You groaned, shoving him in the chest with just enough force to make him stumble back a step. “God, you’re insufferable.”

He caught your wrists before you could pull away completely, his grip gentle, keeping you close enough that you could still feel the warmth of his skin through your clothes. “Yeah, well, you seem to like insufferable.”

“Do I though?” You quipped, trying to sound indifferent, but your heartbeat was giving you away. You could feel it hammering in your chest, “Because I feel like this whole thing is a bad idea. You know, like ‘kiss the rich guy, ruin your life’ kind of bad idea.”

Rafe’s expression softened, and the teasing glint in his eyes faded. “Why do you always do that?”

“Do what?” You tried to play dumb.

“Talk like this doesn’t mean something. Like I don’t mean something to you.” His voice was low, but there was a seriousness in it that made your stomach flip. “We’ve been doing this dance for a while now, and every time it starts to get real, you act like it’s just… casual.”

Your throat tightened, and you tried to pull your wrists free, but he didn’t let go, making it clear he wasn’t letting you run again.

“Maybe it is casual,” you said, even though the words tasted like a lie. “Maybe we’re just two people having a good time, and that’s it.”

He shook his head, the corner of his mouth lifting in that way that made your chest ache. “Nah. You’re not fooling me anymore. You don’t kiss someone like you kissed me just for fun.”

You blinked, your breath catching in your throat. “Rafe…”

“And you don’t look at me like that when I walk in unless there’s more to it.” His voice softened as his thumb traced light circles against your skin. “So stop pretending it’s nothing.”

“I should be working.”

But Rafe wasn’t letting you off that easy. “Yeah, you probably should,” he said, but his hands didn’t move, and neither did his eyes.

“So you’re gonna let me go?”

“Why’d you kiss me that day?” he asked, "I’ve been wondering.”

You blinked up at him, caught off guard by the question. He was so close, and it was hard to think, let alone answer something that felt so…disarming like everything you’d been running from was waiting in his words.

"I don’t know," you groaned, suddenly feeling like a cornered animal. "I wasn’t thinking straight."

His fingers traced a slow line down your arm, sending shivers through you. "You sure about that?" His voice was quiet, like he already knew you were lying, knew you too well for you to hide behind that excuse. "Because it didn’t feel like just some random kiss."

You scoffed, trying to laugh it off, trying to keep your cool, but the sound came out shaky.

"It was— I don’t know, Rafe. It was just the heat of the moment, okay? The storm… everything." You bit your lip, avoiding his gaze because you knew he wasn’t buying it. "You saved me, and I guess I was—"

"Grateful?" he interrupted, his brow arching. “Is that what you’re trying to say?”

You winced. "I didn’t mean it like that."

“Yeah, well, it sure sounds like you’re trying to make it seem like it meant nothing. Like you didn’t feel anything when you kissed me.”

You swallowed hard, the lump in your throat making it impossible to respond right away. He wasn’t wrong. That kiss had meant something—maybe more than you were ready to admit to yourself, let alone to him.

“You can’t keep acting like you don’t care, because I know you do. You wouldn’t have kissed me if you didn’t.”

The way he said it, so certain, so sure of himself—it made your heart race even faster. 

“Why do you care so much?” you whispered, the words slipping out before you could stop them. “Why does it matter?”

He frowned, like you had just asked the stupidest question in the world. “Because it matters to me.”

Your chest tightened at that, and you hated how much you wanted to believe him. "I don’t want to get hurt, Rafe."

"I’m not gonna hurt you." His voice was low, serious, like a promise, but you’d heard promises like that before. "I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t care. I’m asking for a chance, just one chance. I’m not going anywhere.”

Your chest tightened as you stared up at him. He was serious. Like, really serious. And you were scared out of your mind because you wanted to believe him so badly. But trusting someone, letting them in? That was terrifying.

“I’m scared,” you whispered, finally admitting it out loud.

“I know,” he murmured, his forehead resting gently against yours. “But I’m scared too, okay? I want to be with you. So, please, just… give us a shot.”

You closed your eyes, breathing him in, your mind racing a hundred miles per hour.

You could still feel his lips on yours, the way he made you feel like maybe, just maybe, you could let your guard down for once. And the truth was, despite all the reasons you’d been telling yourself to walk away, your heart was telling you to stay.

 “Okay.”

His breath caught. “Okay?”

You opened your eyes, “Yeah, okay. I’ll give you a chance. Don’t screw it up.”

Rafe’s lips curved into that stupid, cocky grin, “I won’t. I promise.”

You wanted to roll your eyes at him, but instead, you found yourself smiling back. 

Maybe this was crazy, maybe you were setting yourself up for heartbreak or maybe you’d really found yourself a soulmate.

[baby-dr1ver]

girls night in, guys night out

a/n: hello everyone! this is my second installment of dad!lando series. most of these can be read as one-shots but some (in the future) will connect. anyway, enjoy!

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pairing: dad!lando x fem!reader

warnings: fluff, so much fluff, tooth rotting, kinda pouty lando lol

--you invite the WAGS over while the boys go out. Lando isn’t happy about leaving Atticus before bed time, but the guys are okay with being delayed after seeing the precious  moment between the three of you 

Getting Lando to go out has been difficult. Which is weird because Lando is a party animal-he sokes up everyone's energy and has never turned down going to a club. 

But ever since Atticus was born, parties and club visits have slowed down…almost to a stop completely. After every race, win or lose, he’d come back to the hotel room to the two if you. Curled up in bed by 9:30 instead of celebrating with the grid. 

Now that winter break was in full swing, you’d been pushing him to see his friends, even if it was just dinner. He’d always respond the same, “I’d rather be here with you and Atty.” And while that was sweet, he NEEDED to get out of the house. So, you invited all the WAG’s over while the guys tried to wrestle Lando into some “going out clothes” instead of his usual sweatpants and shirt covered in spit up and whatever else his gremlin threw at him. 

“Baby c’mon, it’s one night away.” Lando huffed as he flung himself on the bed. He was half dressed, desperately trying to convince you to let him stay home with the girls and Atticus. 

“What if this one night throws our whole routine out of whack?! What if he resents me? What if he stops-” you put a hand over his mouth before he could get another word out, knowing exactly 

what he was gonna say. “Lan, I seriously doubt that our baby who is 9 months old, will stop loving you because you went out for one night.” He pouts and pulls you down to lay with him. He looks over to the bassinet next to your bed, listening to your baby boy shuffle around. Lan knew he was overthinking things, maybe he really did need a night out. 

“Alright, I’ll go.” he said so lowly, you almost missed it. Almost. 

You sprung up and grabbed Atticus from the crib. “Why don’t you throw that black button up on and we’ll meet you in the kitchen.” Lando cocked his head to the side confused. “Can’t let you leave without helping me give him his night time bottle.” His face lit up with excitement. Lando got into action as you made your way downstairs. 

As you walked down to greet everyone, you couldn’t help but look down at the carbon copy of Lando in your arms. Same nose, same eyes and ears, same cheeky smile-you felt a little sad Lando was leaving but you knew this was what he needed. 

By the time Lando had made his way to the kitchen, you had already dimmed the lights and had everything laid out and ready. He stood back for a moment and watched the two most important people in his life be so entranced by one another, totally blocking out the rest of the world. He made his way up behind, careful not to make you jump, and laid a delicate kiss in your shoulder. 

“Hi” you whispered, never taking your eyes off Atticus. “Hi baby,” he replied with a small squeeze to your waist. “hi other baby.” he laughed to himself as his mini me just peered up at him. “Grab the bottles for me? Everything’s ready, just need to feed the little bean.” Lando nodded and grabbed the warm sippy cup full of milk and handed it to you. 

“Here why don't you” you paused and decided it would be easier to show him. You turned so you faced a little away from lando and brought him closer. You replaced the arm holding his legs with Landos so he supported his body too. He must have got the message because suddenly he let out a long breath and leaned into you. 

“Better?” He nodded and swayed a little to try and lull Atticus to sleep quickly. You all got comfortable under the dim lighting of the kitchen, Lando laid his head on your shoulder, inhaling your scent. The little one looked up at you both with his big blue/green eyes, and reached out towards his dad. Lando stuck out his finger for him to grapple onto and just about glued himself to the floor so he’d never have to leave. 

You chuckled as you watched the pout form onto Lando’s face and leaned down to kiss his cheek. Atty let out a soft sigh through his nose, a sign he was on the brink of sleep. One trick you and Lando both knew would get him to sleep, was singing to him. 

He loved any music, whether it was rock, 80’s, indie, pop, EDM, you could always find Atticus Norris moving around to music.

But what really mesmerized him was the silky voice of Frank Sinatra or Doris Day. You quietly hummed “Dream a Little Dream of Me” while gently tracing his delicate features. “Sing for me?” lando asked as he looked over at you with identical eyes. You blushed and looked away as you softly started to sing. “..stars shining bright above you.” 

“Night breezes seemed to whisper, I love you.” you inhaled sharply as you heard Lando try to carry a proper tune. “Babe, don’t laugh.” You giggled and nudged you shoulder against his cheek. 

“I’m not, I promise, it’s cute. Love when you try to sing along.” Lando scoffed in mock offense as he started to try and defend himself without waking the babe. What you both failed to notice was that he had already fallen asleep, resting all his weight against the two of you. Still gripping onto Lando’s hand, the nipple of the cup was still stuck in his mouth. 

You could see the battle behind Lando’s eyes so you spoke up, “Wanna put him to bed? I’m sure the guys won’t mind being late by a few minutes." Lando smiled and nodded. You transferred the rest of Atticus’ limbs to him and watched him walk upstairs with all the grace in the world. 

Before you could really process, you heard sniffling behind you. You whipped around and saw the girls with their phones out, tear tracks on their faces. “...is everything alright?” 

Kika scoffed, “Alright? That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed!” the girls around her nodded as they dabbed their faces dry.

They disappeared around the corner, presumably to say goodbye to the HAB’s and you heard murmuring. 

“You can’t make him go! Please he won’t survive!”

“You didn’t see it, i have never seen him NOT wanna go out like that.”

“What?! He’s going out, I don’t care if I have to drag him by his curls out the door.” 

You giggled as you heard Max’s voice get louder. “Whatcha laughing about?” Lando asked as he came down the stairs. 

“Oh nothing, I just think that the guys are gonna leave you here if you don’t hurry.” he only grumbled and yelled. “Yeah I’m coming, I’m coming!” and disappeared out the door.

[thefiery-phoenix]

YANDERE VILLAIN DEKU X READER

You were a 5 year old cute adorable shy little girl but wasn't afraid to protect your loved ones. You were going to the playground to practice using your quirk which by the way, was Nuclear Explosion. you were about to play on the swing and just then, you saw a certain green broccoli haired boy getting bullied by a loud angry ash blonde who suspiciously, looked like a rat or a hedgehog on crack

''Face it Deku! I'm better than you and you're just a quirkless pathetic waste of space who will NEVER surpass me and don't waste your time aiming to be a hero'' snarled the blonde as the green haired kid looked like as if he was about to cry. The blonde haired boy pushed him and he fell and that's what made your blood boil in anger.

''Hey! Stop bullying him you big meanie!'' you yelled and stuck your tongue at him. ''What did you say to me you damn extra?'' shouted the blonde kid. You fired your nuclear explosions at him and his 3 goons and they left in a hurry after that. "I'll get you for this you damn extra, whatever the hell your name is!'' he shouted. ''I have a NAME and it's Y/N you big moron!'' You helped the green haired kid get up and he had some tears in his eyes and was clutching an all might figurine, someone who you were fond of as well

''Are you all right?'' you asked the green haired kid as he nodded and stuttered that he was fine. He introduced himself as Izuku Midoriya and the blonde who bullied him was Kaachan or Katsuki bakugou. ''Come on, I'll help you clean up, you have a pretty big bruise there on your knee'' and led him towards a park bench. You patched it up with a band-aid as Izuku saw your tiny soft magical hands at work. He turned red whenever you touched him and his face was becoming flushed and his heart beat faster than ever. ''Are you okay? Do you have a fever?'' you asked him and touched his forehead and he shook his head vigorously. You both became best friends after that and you stood up for him whenever Katsuki bullied him. Little did you know, even Katsuki had grown feelings towards you. Fast forward to where you guys are in middle school cuz, I'm too lazy (lol)

Izuku's POV: Here I am, waiting for Y/N chan in front of her house so we can go to school together. I really LOVE and enjoy having her around. She always helps me when Kaachan bullies me and she's really kind and caring. But... why does my chest hurt so much when she talks to other people and gives them her attention? I hate it when Y/N spends her precious time with someone else.... They don't deserve her. They don't deserve her attention. I wish I could be strong so I could protect her just like a knight in shining armor and all that. 

''Izuku!'' chirped a cheerful and yet soft female voice snapping me out of my thoughts. It was Y/N looking at me with her beautiful eyes. "Shall we get going?'' she asked me. "S-sure'' I stuttered. We were on the way to our middle school and we witnessed a fight between our idol All Might and a villain. ''Oh my gods, LOOK!'' gasped Y/N and clutched my arm looking nervous. Of course, I turned pink but she didn't see it, thank goodness. We were watching the fight and finally All Might won. I wanted to talk to him and I asked Y/N to go on without me even though I was reluctant to leave her alone. I didn't want anything bad to happen to her but..... I needed to talk to All Might alone. "All Might, do-d- do you think I could still become a hero without a quirk?'' and when All Might gave me his answer, it shattered my heart into a million pieces. He said I couldn't be a hero without a quirk and I was devastated! All my hopes and dreams crushed within less than a second! I went to school feeling like garbage since that's exactly how I felt right now. Maybe Kaachan was right..... maybe I shouldn't be a hero..... I'm just a pathetic quirkless nobody. I went to school and when our homeroom teacher announced that me, Y/N and Kaachan wanted to get into the UA, people started snickering at us. Well, at me mostly. Y/N asked them to shut up and then got into a heated argument with Katsuki and finally ended up in detention, along with him. I have to admit, Y/N gotten bolder and it's really cute and adorable. 

But I wasn't going to let MY darling Y/N chan be ALONE with Kaachan for an ENTIRE hour. Who knows what he's going to do to her? So, in order for her not to be lonely and to keep an eye on Kaachan to make sure he doesn't try anything with my puppy, I NEED to get detention too. So, I purposefully looked like as if I wasn't paying attention to the teacher and what do you know? I got detention as well.... 

The bell finally rang and soon, it was time for detention. Y/N headed out and told me she'd wait for me at the detention room. I was about to follow her when Kaachan pulled me back by my collar and hissed, ''Stay the HELL away from Y/N. She's MINE and I LOVE her, you understand, you DAMN nerd?'' and burned my wrists a little. ''Kaachan stop it, I love her too'' I said and that's how burns decorated my body yet again. ''Just stay away from her and why not take a swan dive off a roof? If you're lucky you'll wake up with a quirk in your NEXT life'' and burned  my hero analysis notebook to ash. Y/N chan comforted me during detention and swore that she'd pulverize him to death but I shook my head. Soon, it was time for us to go home but I didn't go home. No. I went somewhere and met someone who changed my life forever and made me see things in a different perspective..... That day had completely changed me and no doubt, my darling Y/N chan would certainly have tears in her eyes but I'll wipe them off and comfort her.... After all... I'm the ONLY one she needs.....

Y/N's POV: It' been 2 years since my best friend Izuku went missing. I never liked calling him 'Deku' since it meant useless and it was given to him by that hot headed hedgehog Katsuki. I swore to myself that I'd gain my pro hero licence and the second I do, I would do WHATEVER I could to find him and get him back. His mother was out of her mind with worry every single day and I would comfort her before going to the UA, the most prestigious school in Japan for upcoming heroes. Unfortunately, even Kaachan got in too. I went to Mrs. Midoriya's house and comforted her and went to the UA. Seeing the building always made me have glistening tears in my eyes since it was our dream to be in the UA together and now.... that was all just a mirage. I made my way to class 1a and while Katsuki was glad that Izuku didn't come to the UA, I told him to shut up. ''This all your fault. You always used to bully him and its because of you he's.... he's gone'' I said angrily as Katsuki replied, ''Tch... why do you even care about that quirkless nerd?'' ''He was my FRIEND!'' I shouted and by now, everyone in class 1a turned to stare at us but I didn't care 

Classes dragged on as usual and when we went to the grounds for hero training, we heard the school's security's alarms blaring loudly. ''Quick! Everyone, stay in the classrooms! The pro heroes will ensure you're safe! There are villains attacking!'' yelled Present Mic over the speakers and just as we were about to make a run for it, a purple portal opened up in front of us and out came a buff well built looking guy with a green mask, with a blue haired crusty looking person and a blonde haired girl wearing a school uniform 

The green haired guy removed his mask and I recognized his freckles along with his emerald eyes and his green hair. Slowly it was starting to hit me.... Izuku, my dear friend was a.... villain!!?? 

''Izuku?'' I whispered and looked shocked as hell and so did Katsuki. "What the HELL you DAMN nerd?'' ''Ah.... an old reunion among childhood friends. How sweet'' said Izuku smiling sickly. ''Stay back'' threatened Aizawa. '' Izuku, why did you become a.... a villain?'' I asked him with tears in my eyes. '' Ah... my darling Y/N chan. Sweetheart, who wouldn't become one after they've been let down by their idol and on top of that being bullied for being quirkless? That arrogant ego filled jerk KATSUKI bullied me till NO ENDS!! And heck! Even my own MOM gave up on me after she found out I was quirkless! But Y/N... you were the only one who gave me hope.... You made me happy, you always supported me, cheered me on.... Join me Y/N... Join me and I'll make sure to treat you like the princess that you deserve to be treated. To hell with this corrupted tainted hero society!'' he roared but I shook my head and ran away from him. ''Y/N chan, love, You can't escape me~'' and released some purple fog all around us. Then, I felt something hit my head and pretty soon, the only only thing I could sense was people yelling and shouting as my consciousness slowly drifted.....  

3rd Person POV: You woke up on a surprisingly comfortable bed but your hands were chained to the bed's headboard. You started hollering through your gag, making muffled noises. Soon a blue haired man and your friend Izuku appeared. ''Ask you girlfriend to join us or die.'' said the crusty looking man, as he removed your gag and you yelled, "I'm NEVER joining the LOV! Izuku, this ISN'T YOU! Why are you doing this!? How could you?'' you screamed at him with tears in your eyes. You couldn't use your quirk since he had placed a quirk canceling collar on you

He unchained you and rubbed your back in a somewhat soothing manner, waiting for you to calm down. ''Do... do you have any idea how WORRIED your mom was'' you asked him, as he quickly kissed you on your lips in order to shut you up. You tried fighting him, but gave in to him in the end. He broke the kiss and cuddled you and whispered hoarsely.... '' I love you Y/N my precious doll.... your MINE and ONLY MINE, no one else's..... And you will learn to love me at some point.....

BONUS SCENE: Toga: Uhh.... Dabi, you Do realize that if you're planning to flirt with Y/N Deku's gonna murder you, right?

Dabi: Yeah you stab queen, I figured that out, but I'm not going to lie, she was pretty good looking

Shigaraki: You're all idiots. 

Izuku: What. the HELL. did you say about MY Y/N?? 

Dabi: Uhhh....n-nothing. She's absolutely PERFECT for you and she's like my little sister. (Chuckles nervously)

Izuku: (smiles in a way no creepy serial psychotic serial killer would) Good to know.

P.S: This convo takes place AFTER you're nicely sleeping on DEKU's bed, END OF STORY

[thormanick]

Ok, some Fontaine Archon Quest impressions/recollections:

- The twins are lovely. Lynette had some great one-liners tbh

- Freminet is precious

- Furina is the queen of chaos. We love that

- The local justice system drives me completely insane with anxiety lol. Everything happens too fast and I have no idea how they manage not only to survive with it, but also to create energy from it. Also, putting faith in a machine, even if self-aware? No thank you on my part, I’d rather not hehe👀🙂also the way I was nervous with all the collected evidence presentation-

- Childe: *discusses his recent mood swings*

Me: …but have you considered the possibility of talking to therapist-

(My immediate thought was “ah, depression” (or something equally heavy), idk, it just… was a bit sudden turn of events, I guess? Like, I know Childe has been though a lot, but just to see him admit he’s not feeling too well… idk I’m worried for the boy🥲🥲🥲)

- SKIRK MENTIONED. YAY

- The way it absolutely took me out that I didn’t realize for a couple of minutes what the transcription for “Father” meant when Lyney and Traveller were taking about Arlecchino, when it was literally just… exactly what father means but in Russian lol

- Furina yay, beautiful job by VA. She is secretly a teenage girl in her spirit and would be great friends with Fischl, I don’t make the rules

- Neuvillette! Is indeed! Very nice! Idk why I’m surprised by this turn of event but like. He is very nice. Good for him

- To be honest, I did not expect to like Navia as much as I did. She was a delight, as well as her two guards(?)

- That collection of named belongings of the girls was a scary find. I really got quite unnerved. The justice in the end of the quest felt very… right.

- To be honest from all that I’ve seen, I expected Traveler to really dislike Lyney and Lynette after the reveal. But they were just… shaken and needed time and space to process the info? And we’re very calm? Sure, just leaving at the end of the dialogue was a quite cold, but very understandable in my eyes

- was Neuvillette bleeding the first time we saw blood in-game? Like, actively on the character?

- Overall I’m quite stressed but VERY very much intrigued. *mimicking Furina’s tone* Can’t wait for the unraveling of the story in full it’s glory!

- P.S. Jakob Ingolt is the same Jakob from the world quests, right? Man has a lot of behind-the-scenes presence (and, well, on-the-scene presence, if we take the world quests into consideration) in Fontaine…

-Also Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale is my personal "Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder"

[vivi-in-the-sky-with-diamonds]

hiii!! i was wondering if i could request a jealous! john x reader?? :) paul is flirting with reader while theyre all on vacation knowing john has a crush on them and they start to flirt back a little causing john to argue with paul but reader has to break it up

and when reader does, john leaves/storms to his hotel room to cool down, they go to search for him n’ knock on his door

john lets reader in and then he spills his feelings about everything/admitting his feelings for them

i love your writing so much!!!! hope your day is going good! <3

Hi, love! Thanks so much for the request and I'm glad you like my writing! I hope you're having a lovely day! Proofed in UK English, as usual. (Side note: your username cracked me up, I love it lol)

Also, this is my apology for disappearing for two(?) days. I was having a couple of bad mental health days but I'm feeling a bit better now. Triple post today as an apology!

Born With A Jealous Mind

(Source)

CW: cursing, implied usage of the word 'wh0re' (nonsexual context and it is cut off. Can tag if needed), also someone gets shoved

You, John, and Paul are walking the beach in Nassau together. The two boys were supposed to be having a song writing session, but Paul insisted you tag along.

“You’re lookin’ rather radiant today, Y/N,” Paul says with a smirk. The tone in his voice suggested sarcasm at first, but after rethinking it, it sounds like something else, though you can’t quite place exactly what. You also notice he’s eyeing John with nearly every word, as if daring him to say something.

“Thank you, Paul,” you answer, blushing. “You don’t look so bad yourself.”

At that, John turns red, or rather green. You think nothing of it, after all, John was always jealous when Paul flirted with girls. You always just thought it was because he didn’t want Paul to take all the girls.

“Well, that’s quite the compliment, comin’ from someone like yourself,” Paul playfully flirts back.

“Ah, well, I dunno how to respond to that without adding how attractive you are,” you say back.

After another playful exchange, John, who had been sort of trailing behind before, speeds up his steps to walk in front of Paul. He shoves him, not enough to hurt or knock him down, but enough to get his attention.

“Oi, what was that for?” Paul asks.

“I dunno. You tell me, you fuckin’ wh—”

“Hey, John!” you shout. “Don’t—”

“No, he’s gonna get away with flirtin’ with everything that has legs, as usual!” John shouts even louder. “If ye think he’s so attractive, just fuckin’ kiss him already!”

You blush at the implication in his voice. “John, it’s not like that and you know it!”

John says nothing, instead storming off to the bike he rode to the beach and riding off toward the hotel.

He’s probably been locked in his room for an hour when you and Paul finally catch up.

“I dunno how he got here so fast,” you pant when the pair of you reach John’s room.

Paul laughs before knocking on the door. “Oi, John, love! ‘s me and Y/N! Open the door?”

After being met with silence, you whisper to Paul, “Go to George and Rich’s room. He might let me in if you’re not here.”

Paul nods silently and leaves.

Once you’re sure he’s out of sight, you knock again. “John, it’s just me. Can I come in?”

The lock clicks and the door swings open.

“Can we talk, John?” you ask. “Why are you so upset at Paul?”

He screams out a string of sentences, punctuated with expletives, that you can’t even hope to make out.

“John, let’s take a moment to calm down,” you suggest. John copies your slow, deep breaths. “Now, what’s wrong?”

John gives an angry sigh. “He just thinks he can throw himself at anyone and get away with it! Even you! He knows that—” He stops abruptly before promptly finding something to distract himself.

“He knows that what, John?” you ask. When he doesn’t answer, you scoldingly start, “John—”

“He knows that I…” He looks like he’s trying to find a way to let a secret out. “He knows that I like you, Y/N!”

“I like you too, John,” you say.

“Not like that, Y/N! I like like you!” he says, frustrated.

You giggle. “I know what you meant, John. I like like you too.”

He whips around to see if you’re lying. Upon seeing you’re not, he stalks over and, without a second thought, plants a big kiss on your lips, which you happily return.

[andthebubbles]

okay at least this ep doesn't have anthony in it so hopefully i'm not taking like 3h to watch it

3x08

mmm delicious. i love a desperate, alone cressida making bad decisions. what if there's an AU where she's a serial killer? WHAT IF SHE HAD TO RUN AWAY IN S1 AND SHE MET ANTHONY WHO HAD ALSO RUN AWAY BECAUSE MAYBE HE KILLED (OR THOUGHT HE KILLED) SIMON

LMAO I FELT THIS SO HARD

SKFJGNFDKGNJKG

what the fuck?

ehe this is somewhat similar to the speech anthony gave to daphne in 1x04 "it is more than just your honour at stake, it is your sisters' too; the entire family name. it has been decided" (eeee i went and double checked it and i only missed a lil bit; also anthony is so pretty there halp)

HAHAHAA

why the FUCK is colin making this all about himself? no one replied to him while he was travelling? wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll didn't he choose to travel?

shut up colin, you have no idea what cressida is going through

SAME, GIRL

cress why don't you just explain your situation and ask for money....... or maybe she wouldn't do that haha... aahfdkjgdkjg fuck

colin. shut the FUCK up

cress kinda needs an advisor in this lol i feel like she's showing her hand too much. but then, she's like, idk, 20?

uh, isn't colin also without a title?

CUNT

heyyy they playing the duel music :3

so... does eloise not remember that cressida's father is a bitch..... ohhh well i guess she doesn't know the details about sending cress off to wales..................

why did it sound like the drink's already hit violet skjfngfkgjgk

CACKLE

but violet was like. a kid then. lmfao

JKDNGKFGJ AND THE BIT AFTER SKJFGKG dying

heh benedict's having a good time

that bit of colin sitting up on the settee is the best he's looked all season (25:15:ish)

why did this man wink at portia

SKDFJNKFGJN why is this so funny

ohhh to be an actor like polly walker.....

🥺

i love this convo actually

oh yeah you two are REALLY alike, i've been calling this since like s1

A Thousand Cuts has a really good anthony and penelope chapter. and ... was it also that fic that had a really good anthony and fran chapter, or is that another fic...? "but franny, it is so far." maybe it was.

yeah it's really OOC that anthony skipped fran's wedding. hmm. but like, i get actor schedules get in the way... idk.

violet's speech to fran is....................................... is it not a bit out of nowhere? or is she just being like this bc she's in the honeymoon stage with marcus lmao

HAHAHAHAHAA JFC THE PRIEST FUCKING KNOWS HALP

so... is fran's look after the kiss like... ....... oh whatever

ehehe (also the moment before with b&e but that's already been giffed so i've already seen it)

benedict~

lmao

hey, the piece fran and violet are playing on the piano, isn't that mozart, one of the sonatas, 2nd mvt, but it's a little bit off, and ALSO in the wrong key... aah ... it's in F major... and in the show it's in E major........... anyway i'm not sure if it is that piece because the notes are off a bit. maybe they did that deliberately. idk

now to try find which sonata it is lmao, classical music is so hard to google

oh okay. k330. in the end i just googled the numbers i had played before lmfao. but yeah, in the show it's not exactly that. if anything it feels inspired by that.

it could be another piece entirely though, just that it has similarities to k330 2nd mvt. anyway

MAYBE THAT HE DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ENOUGH. HMMM SEEMS TO RUN IN THE FAMILY

IS THIS WHERE HE RUNS AWAY

yeah he but-ed XD

HE WANTS TO MEET MORE MEN

what if they genderswap sophie skjfng????

awww

haha skjfngkjdfng he went straight from the bed to the swings!

awww this season really made me like portia

lmfao finch's sneeze

okay so i guess pen prepared that speech lmao and forewarned some people. interesting lighting they put on her btw. and yeah i do think she got off a bit lightly, but honestly if they were to do it ... probably closer to honestly, it might've been quite harsh. but who knows. anyway

gosh i love portia

:3

awwww

awwww colin finally got off his high horse. yay. your wife is awesome. you should be pleased, nitwit :3

lmaoooo eloise inviting herself to scotland KSJDNKJFGNK

SKJFNGKJGN

okay, can benedict, eloise and francesca all be queer

i want them to genderswap sophie!!!! but i guess they won't. i guess.

eloise and michaela are holding hands!!

okay so it was only towards the end of ep 8 when it finally felt like bridgerton again. minus the costumes. the first half of ep 8 felt like... wildly off the pace.

imo they didn't need to do cressida THAT dirty.

anyway i'll save this stuff for a ep 5-8 round-up post

[propheciesanddreams]

A Safe Place to be Kids

Thanks to this convo started by @lily-flowersx I started to think about how Hogwarts needed a playground, a place for kids to just be kids and to feel safe. The following is my (unedited as always) story on how the Marauders and co. would react. I wrote this in an hour so please be nice lol. 

There were heavy footsteps on the stairs and landing before the door to the boy’s dorm crashed open. “Lads! Oh, hi Marlene. Lads!” Sirius spoke rapidly, barely breathing. James sat up urgently, jumping off his bed to go meet him as Sirius continued. “Did you know there’s a playground on the grounds?”

“Playground?” Peter looked up from the chess board where he was playing with Marlene. “As in?”

“Slides and swings and monkey bars. Keep up Wormy!” Sirius cut in.

“Be nice, Padfoot.” Remus chastised without looking up from his book. It was getting to a good part.

“Moony!” Sirius exaggerated his name and jumped on the bed next to him. “Did you know about the playground, Moony?”

“I did. What of it?” Of course he’d known. Between his habit of wandering the castle and now his prefect duties, he’d found the playground a few times. It was old. The magic on it was wearing out and could use some repairing but none of the professors seemed to feel it was a priority. Who was he to push the subject? The younger students took to playing gobstones and jump rope in the courtyards or else took to the skies at the quidditch field.

“You knew?” James interjected. “You didn’t tell us!”

“Wha—“ Remus fully set his book down as James jumped onto the bed on his other side. “Get off, Prongs!”

“No! You knew there was a playground and didn’t think it needed to be… plotted.” He glanced over briefly at Marlene who narrowed her eyes for a moment.

“Oh for Merlin’s sake if you’re talking about that map you all are always huddled over, we all know about it.” She rolled her eyes.

There was a crash as James fell off the bed at the same time as Peter jerked his knee and knocked over the chess board.

“Map? What map?” Peter squeaked. Marlene just rolled her eyes again as she stood.

“You’re right I was mistaken.” She turned to Sirius then. “I’m very interested in this playground though, if I go get the girls will you show us?” Sirius wrinkled his nose.

“Do I have to?”

“Do you want them to find out exactly why you call Remus, Professor?” She smirked.

There was a second crash. This time as Sirius was pushed from the bed by Remus at the same time as Peter, who had been picking up the chess pieces, knocked into the chess board again.

“Merlin! Do you know all our secrets?” Sirius yelled from his spot on the floor.

“Still working out the whole nicknames thing but I think I’m getting quite close. You see in Lancashire there’s a spectre of a large black dog and I—“

“I’ll show you all the playground! Let’s go now!” Sirius’ eyes were wide as saucers. Marlene gave a satisfied smile.

“Great, I'll get the girls and meet you in the common room.” With a flip of her blonde hair she left the boys dorm which was for once, completely silent.

“So…” James broke through the silence after a minute. “Why do you call Remus, Professor?”

“That’s enough, let’s go!” Remus announced. He got up from the bed and grabbed hold of Sirius’ wrist in order to drag him out of the dorm, the other two following closely behind.

About a half hour later found them all out on the grounds in a spot tucked away between the Western courtyard and Greenhouse Seven (both of which were rarely ever used).

“I want to go down the slide!” Peter exclaimed, eyes wide, staring at the metal before them.

“No!” Remus grabbed him and pulled him back before the boy started up the rickety ladder.

“Aww Moony you’re no fun, why not?” He pouted.

“Yeah, why not, Moony?” Sirius pouted beside him.

“Because,” Lily cut in, “the magic has worn off on a lot of this and it could collapse the minute you step on it.”

“Oh! What’s that?” James exclaimed, not listening and racing off to the merry-go-round.

“James!” Lily attempted to call him back but it was too late. He and Peter had jumped on the metal playground equipment and gotten one good rotation before the entire thing creaked and split on its axis.

“What do you think, Mary?” Lily turned to her girlfriend instead shaking her head and the boys who were now rolling in the grass laughing.

“They’re idiots.” Mary deadpanned.

“Well yes,” Lily smiled. “I meant charms wise. I’m thinking most of these just need updated preservation charms? Maybe something that reverses the rust damage?”

“I can definitely think of a few. Marlene, Remus, could you help us?” Mary asked and then explained the spells that she had in mind. They were quite simple ones, at least for all of them. James and Peter sprint over a few moments later, eager to help now that they’ve gotten some rambunctious energy out of their systems. With Sirius, the three begin working through what transfiguration needs the playground has.

“I wish Dorcas were here.” Marlene laments a few minutes later as she and Remus are repairing a set of climbing bars for doing gymnastics on.

“Took you long enough to miss them.” Remus teased.

“No, not that you idiot. They’re just so good at herbology and would know if we need to kill this plant or transplant it.” She pointed to a rather nasty looking vine that had grown up the side of a spring rider shaped like a hippogriff.

“That… is a good question.” He looked warily at the plant. “Why don’t you go get them? We can manage with these charms until you get back.”

“Thanks! I’ll be back in no time!” She yelled running off. “Wish I had grabbed my broom.” He heard her complain to James as she ran past him. He yelled something back about running being good for quidditch form but Remus didn’t pay any attention to the details of what was being said. He was getting rather tired. The moon had been a few days ago and he still hadn’t recovered his energy fully from it.

“Come sit, Moons.” Sirius had appeared beside him, holding him up by his arm. He smiled down at his boyfriend and ducked a quick kiss to his cheek. ���Just fixed up the swings, it’s perfect timing.”

They sat on the swings and watched the others work. It was coming together well. Remus could see young first and second years, even some older students, coming down here on the weekends or during breaks on nice days.

“This is nice.” For a minute, Remus thought it had been him who had spoken. He glanced over to Sirius who was kicking his feet at the dirt beneath his own swing.

“It is.” Remus agreed.

“Do you think students will come to play here?” He asked. He seemed so small, so unsure. Remus hated when he got like this, it meant he was remembering something unpleasant about his house. Suddenly, his excitement about stumbling upon this place took on a different meaning.

“Where did you just go?” Remus inquired, cautiously.

“We weren’t allowed on playgrounds.” Sirius stated straight ahead as he spoke, looking out past the greenhouses. “Undignified for the heir to dirty his trousers with common kids, especially muggles. I always saw them playing though, across the street. Sometimes I would sneak out at night and come swing. It felt safe.” Remus nodded because all he could do when Sirius reminisced like this was listen. He had his own unkind words about Walburga and Orion that balled up like bile in his throat but he never voiced them. This was a time for Sirius to speak, not him. “I want the younger students to feel safe.” Sirius added after a long pause.

“I think they will, Pads.” Remus smiled warmly at him. He reached his hand over and Sirius, smiling back, linked his fingers through Remus’. They stayed like that mostly in silence as more of their friends came over and sat too as they finished their work. Their conversations stayed light, Remus floated in and out of them as he began to regain his energy. The sun set around them just as Dorcas and Pandora finished with the plants that had claimed various pieces of metal. With the work fully done, none of them felt like leaving yet. They cast balls of light and sent them up into the air to illuminate the space, Remus cast flames in his palm, a spell he rather enjoyed though the other light was enough for them all to see.

“Do you think our children will play here one day?” James asked nonchalantly. He was laying on his back staring up at the sky and tossing Regulus’ snitch up in the air to catch it.

“Are you trying to tell us something, James?” Marlene teased.

“Cas, can you hit your girlfriend for me?” Regulus propped up on his elbows and glared over at Marlene. Dorcas rolled over protectively in front of Marlene.

“No one’s pregnant!” James shrieked. “At least … I don’t think anyone is.” There was a spattering of no’s and laughter from the various couples in their circle. One “I am” from Barty followed by a swift “Oi! Ow! I’m sorry.” when Evan pushed him away.

“I’m just wondering…” James continued. “Years from now, when we do have kids and they come to Hogwarts… do you think they’ll find this space and know their parents rebuilt it?”

“We should leave our mark!” Sirius jumped up excitedly.

“What like piss on it?” Barty asked. There was a collective groan.

“That’s never what anyone means!” Evan rolled his eyes.

“I don’t know, it’s what a dog might do.” Marlene smirked. That woman was dangerous with the secrets she knew.

“Maybe we can carve our names somewhere?” Remus suggested before the theories of his friends' animal forms could be brought back up. There was a resounding agreement in the group. With their names tucked within their work they all walked back to the castle, thoughts of their theoretical future children forgotten as they began to theorize about what was for supper.

~~~~

Teddy delighted in the way the wind felt in his hair as he slid down the tall slide. It wasn’t like the one at the beach, somehow the muggle one was so much taller, but this one had a magic to it that made you feel like you were about to fly right off and then you didn't.

“Teddy!” One of his friends called his name, ushering him over. He and another Hufflepuff boy were staring up at a tree growing by the side of the merry-go-round.

“What is it?” He asked.

“What’s your dad’s name again?”

“Which one?” Teddy rolled his eyes. Why were people always forgetting he had two.

“The star one.”

“Sirius. Why?” His friend’s eyes had gone wide and he pointed up.

On the tree was a small plaque several feet above the ground. Etched on it read:

We rebuild this playground for all of Hogwarts children who just need a place to feel safe and be a kid:

Remus (G), Peter (G), Sirius (G), James (G), Marlene (G), Mary (H), Lily (G), Dorcas (S), Pandora [R], Regulus (S), Evan (S), and Barty (S)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Hi Jacob 🥰🥰!

Hi Melissa :))!

AAHHH excited for him :D

Yeah chill Jacob :)

Hi Barbara :)!!

Ahhh and don't give them work is what they mean lol

Real though xD

Mr. Morton 💀

NAHH that was wild xD

Hi Mr. Johnson :D

Hi Janine :))!!

Hi Gregory 🥰

"Pornographic" Jacob 💀 xD

AYY he's trying to get them together 👀

JACOB you're spilling o.o

SLFKFHSK bird xD

Peter LOL so he does have one xDD

Her xD??

Oop 😳👀👀

JACOB DON'T YOU REMIND ME

You're barely single and- EXACTLY JACOB MY BOY 😭😭

Oop y'all o.o

Ahh right there is always one

Why does it smell good is that dish soap

Sorry y'all lol

Hmm that is a lot Mr. Johnson

Suspenders are for freaks xD

It's okay Jacob you did amazing 😌 you can leave it there

XD Ava

Also I forgot but:

Hi Ava :D!!

OOP the other school o.o

Hmm interesting

This girl annoying o.o

And teachers I bet xD

Yeeepp lol

Real 😭

Janine that's cuz you're weird <33

Oop the tea xD

AAAHHH AWW them :'))

Awww yeah :')

oOP

AAIGUOP

GREGORY YOU BETTER LEAVE THAT ALONEEE

And also don't let it deter you 🥺

"Are you a swinger?" "W h a t?" SLFKGHDLS 💀 BRO SOUNDED SO TIRED

Aww lol

Oop

OOP

Hmm maybe we should chill yeah-

Ope okay xd

Uhhh

Nah they need to chill

The others y'all too but them mostly xD

OOP AY BACK OFF D:<

Yeah Jacob 😌

I mean they're kinda right but only you get to diss your school 😌😤

My gosh y'all xD

SLFKJS them just swinging in the background xD

I think it would be funny if they were completely uninvolved xD have no clue the entire time lol

MELISSA XDD YES LOL NO YOU SHOULDN'T SLFJD

[castle-dominion]

4x2 heroes & villains (https://scriptline.livejournal.com/40160.html)

I like how the transcript calls him "creepy guy" even tho we get his name Watched this ep with my older bro. He has a lot to say about jewish comic artists & police interference.

*Deep male voice* wouldn't the creep be weirded out seeing someone dressed like that? *casually cuts the guy's hand off* *somehow able to cut him in half even tho that's not exactly possible* (actually I just wasted time researching & watching videos, idk if it is possible to cut someone in half if they are standing up, but u can cut em crosswise for sure.)

Why that knife rick? RC: I seem to remember asking you to make me an E.T. Halloween costume and you told me you didn't know how to sew. MR: Details. Besides, you were 32 at the time. The point is, proper wardrobe helps an actor connect to the words. (won't clip)

Poor rick, he just wants his daughter Lol I skipped my grad, ran & hid by climbing up a giant storage crate. So valid bestie (password sharing) MR: Lady Beckett, my lord. Richard, are you crying? RC: No, it's the onions. RC, next scene: Okay, I'll admit, it wasn't just the onions, not completely. I mean, she's gonna be gone in a few months. My little girl. (could clip but I'm low on time)

[They approach the body halves, covered in yellow plastic on either side of a pool of blood, feet sticking out.] Lanie <3

Ok so what kind of steel is it? A lot of japanese steel will actually break or chip if it hits bones, so it might not be best for chopping someone in half but it definitely broke off

Swords are so good so cool. JE: Tyler Ferris. He just got out of Sing Sing a year ago for sexual assault. KB: Okay, we got any witnesses? JE: Yeah. The girl he was in the middle of assaulting oof (I shouldn't find that funny, I know it is tragic & it really sucks, but I'm allowed to find humour in my pain & past.)

Poor gal still has blood all over her She's right lol Lol the "touche"

Love mrs ferris Don't get me wrong. I never expected my boy to end up in two hunks, but I always knew one day he'd end up there laying on a slab. KB: Do you know if he was involved in anything that might've gotten him killed? Ferris: Well, I certainly expect so. Is "ship coming in" a figure of speech?

KB: Ma'am, um, I'll need the names of all the enemies your son may have had. Ferris: You're gonna need a bigger pad.

As cops, Ryan is right. As people, Esposito is right. JE: Well, maybe a sword is a justice system. So true bestie.

KR: This other guy have a name? JE: Yeah. Tony Valtini. *KR perks up* This guy's got a record, too. KR: Damn right, he does!!! (won't clip) I remember Valtini from back in Narcotics. The guy is totally Mobbed up. You know what else, his family owns this meat packing plant out in Jersey. Tony's nickname: Tony the Butcher. JE: I bet he split a few sides of beef in his day. except you usually split the sides carefully, not with one big swing. ugh this is going to be a long episode if I keep bringing up culinary school.

TV: I am a legitimate businessman. Castle it's not funny. KB: You never reported an attack. TV: I don't like to be a burden on law enforcement.  *casually shucks his pants*

(just one buttock) JE: The sword of justice, bro. It's going to end up being esposito. (NEW FANFIC IDEA BABES) (ryan & his signature mug. it's the little things in the show) Mum & lil bro watch superhero shows so this episode was great with the two of them the hero (probs not super) looks definitely very male

KB: She didn't think that we'd believe her. And, quite frankly, she's right. probs delusional, probs right. Def has something going on castle. reminds me of the time the school got a mascot & then the two furries in the school accidentally outed themselves to each other bc they recognized the work. Castle writer moments, & he's not too far wrong red marune is so adorable I love him. isn't that redundant? LARRYBOY ryan *watching the caskett argument from the distance* cyclist *gives rick a delivery in the middle of the bullpen*

Ryan really is becoming castle jr, the nicknames on the wiki were right Just marvel? No dc no dark horse no anything else? I just listed the mainstream ones. Castle was quick putting together that vigilante board (need to pic this) JE: *sus* KR: *interested* JE: they're make believe KB: All driven by the death of a father or loved one Gates is kind of right But then Castle actually had a point Castle chill XD

RC: hardcore skjdflsdkfsljdk KB: Elektra RC: Ah. A ruthless assassin who hides from her emotions. KB: No, maybe it's because she's got badass ninja skills.

RC: Ah. Try billionaire industrialist Bruce Wayne, A.K.A. The Dark Knight. He's brooding, he's handsome, and he has all the coolest toys. You are the billionare non-cop crime solver, castle. (won't clip) (lol I had my french keyboard on so my apostrophe didn't show up at first)

I love mike hoover. Well castle wasn't the one who actually wrote the graphic novels, heh. kind of a chronically online nerd but I love him so so much. Love his hat too. Which one?

There is a T in vigilanTe (I used to say vigilanté but now I say vigilantie like everyone else) Nice, webcomics. Unless the hero is the writer babes

JE: Yeah, well, whoever he is, I can't connect him to any swords either. I pray we nail this dude before I have to call every store on that list. KR: I thought you were kind of rooting for this guy? JE: That's when he was Joe Citizen taking it to the bad guys. Now he's just some nimrod in a suit. (making espt call a bunch of stores) KR: Ah. You gotta give him props for spirit, though, right? I mean, haven't you ever wanted to be a superhero? Going out there, prowling the city, knocking some heads? JE: I do that now.  ew cops & their hero complexes. castle acab moments. (but still clipping)

did CSU not find it? Why is it perfectly timed that lone ranger aka LR is here rn? (looks like he could be a woman in theory) hella cool parkour tho Fun timing esposito calling right then. Has he been called espo yet? I don't much like the name. I feel like "sito" are the stressed syllables. (dw dm, he gets called Zito/'Sito later.) Also in her phone he's just esposito, no first name? Also why didn't she just decline the call? Espt talkin p slow today huh.

lmao I love this kid so much. He's so silly & adorable. superheroes have a billion different villains bc they had to start putting them in jail with cops & there was never allowed to be any tragedy or escapes where the villain got away. or so big bro says Chad: My father's in miami

Neither would lone vengence! Comic book characters aren't real, okay? I love chad he's so adorable & sweet I was about ready to hang up my tights for good "lone" Poor chad. There are def going to be A Ton of these characters. Remember Jumping Jack? & Mere do well?

GATES I told the Mayor we had our man. BECKETT Yeah well, you shouldn't have done that. GIRL YOU SAID THAT TO HER FACE IN THAT TONE

Not looking at the writer?

castle printed them out? Alexis is so pretty Did she ever get that motorcycle/scooter Mum got classes that would count to dad's drama minor or philosophy major that also counted to her education major or whatever mum's minor was, & she got classes that would count credits for her major+minor but would also count for her friend's major. But anyway ew math castle isn't wrong but like... AC: Why does everything I do have to make sense? Why can't I just do what I want once in awhile? That's all you ever do.

That's some intense yoga. Yk, yoga is not just workouts, not just funny positions & stretching, not just low impact training, yoga has a spiritual component to it & it makes me just a bit upset that ppl don't even know that let alone respect it.

FInally anagram I was right! trace the IP or smth?

wait the captions said faris this time. is it ferris or faris? the transcript has both lol THE WHAT NOW COMICS I was not expecting slutty schoolgirl comics to make an appearance here. Mild mannered is "out of the ordinary" for him lol. Mom: He was different. Wore a suit. Castle: As in, mask and cape? Mom: Jacket and tie

oh yeah a crime reporter? Definitely ryan sounds like castle rn i love it KB: *sips coffee* JE: *watching from the phone* RC: *raises eyebrow* RC: The student has become the master. Or at least, he tried. Actually, for a truly Castle-esque theory, it has to be fully thought through. (yk I might clip this) KB: Since when? KR: I did think it through! (mr detective man) *ryan & castle bouncing off each other now* (I said a bit ago that castito & ryckett were decent but now I'm looking at especkett & rystle & have been often this season during my normal watch through. idk anyone's ship names I'm making them up every time I say one & they often sound bad or end up different esp with esposito bc his name is twice as long as anyone else's)

man's a FULL ass hero tyvm! (tho only a half assed superhero bc superpowers don't exist) RC: Hmm. That is one block away from Comicadia. JE: Mm KR: Mm

I love the comic bro kid

VG: Really. Our killer's a writer? RC: Well, writers can be men of action. VG: I've yet to see that, Mr. Castle. VG: So, he's a journalist like Peter Parker? KB: Actually, Peter Parker was a news photographer. RC: Yeah, our guy's a little more like, uh, Clark Kent. And he's mild mannered, just like I…predicted. VG: *the look* I like how gates at least communicates with becks this time.

PW: That's just a--a character I create. It's not someone real.

I'm sure he can still write comics from prison... Left-handed Castle writer moments

Hand was before...

protecting someone obv RC: Because Paul is protecting the real killer. Paul is the writer, Lone Vengeance is the subject. That's their relationship. (to Beckett) It's you and me, all over again. But I'm Paul and you're Lone Vengeance. KB: Really, Castle? Is that how you see me? Like a sword wielding killer? (No, a crime fighting machine!) RC: Depends. Will you be scantily clad? KB: In your dreams. (probably will be tbh) JE: Not to rain on your comic book fantasy, (clipping) Esposito's shirt is so boring. Personally I would wear it but not to work. Collarless long sleeve, neutral colour

wall's obv a fake bro. remember the magician's lair? Oh wait it isn't even a secret room it's a thing of swords & that's it LV def looks like they don't need to be male rn & dun dun dun a woman & dun dun dun it's a cop

Ryan's shirt is ugly & he doesn't have a tie. Why?

KR: Can you believe it? Lone Vengeance, sword wielding killer, ends up being one of our own. JE: I don't know. Maybe she had her reasons. KR: Whoa. "Maybe she had her reasons"? What happened to" nimrod in a suit"? (after "woah nimrod? what happened to sword of justice?") JE: Well that's before I knew she was a cop. wow acab much

her being a cop is cool, she WOULD know how to clean the blood up, probably, AH: Someone killed my dad. Nothing'll ever be enough. But doing what I do makes me feel better. I respect it actually, I can see it, & the mirror with beckett is great

BECKETT You crossed the line, Ann. HASTINGS Don't pretend like we're so different. BECKETT Let's talk about Tyler Faris. HASTINGS Didn't you lose your mom? BECKETT We're not here to discuss that. HASTINGS Didn't you shoot the guy who killed her right here in this precinct? The bullet that you took, isn't that connected to her murder, too? Because that's the rumor. BECKETT I am not like you! I didn't chop a man in half! HASTINGS Neither did I.

AH: It wasn't from my suit. And the only reason I wanted it was to figure out who's behind this. she's a cop so it's cool she canvasses & learns & is friends with a crime beat fellow, I would watch a spinoff of those two. Or a mini series. I've said, castle could have used a few mini series episodes.

good ep bro but I was working or writing when castle went to turn the board over & beckett just Stopped Him like "no hun, we're not doing that rn" (or it was the ghost hunting the ring episode)

When did they grab the cousin's prints?

KB: Ann, you're a good cop. And you've got somebody who cares about you. Don't be so driven by the past that you throw away your future. Take care.

RC: Well, a murder solved and a notorious hoodlum off the streets for good. I call that a solid win. VG: I agree. All because of the hard work and dedication of this team. RC: Thank you, Captain. That means a lot. VG: Of police officers. (XD) Team of police officers, Mr. Castle. Detective, about Officer Hastings. She, uh, fled the alley when you ordered her to stop. Some reason you're not pressing any charges? KB: VG: I think that, given the number of folks wearing that costume, we can't prove that it was her in that alley. Or anywhere else, for that matter. (I thought she was very by-the-book) KB: Exactly, sir. VG: She's a promising officer. That said, it'd be bad for all of us if Lone Vengeance were to show up ever again. KB: I don't think that that will be a problem, sir.

RC: Either she just grew a heart… KB: Or she's worried about how it would look if the press found out that Lone Vengeance was one of our own.

RC: A writer and his muse, fighting crime. Just like us. *paul & ann kiss* Caskett: *awkward* (clipping)

RC: You know, even when you were a little girl, you were a serious person. I think I've just gotten used to you being sensible and mature. Even more than me sometimes. AC: Sometimes? RC: Point taken.

Emotional family moments, dad moments, advice, & so much cute stuff! love love love!

AC: I know. Especially if we move in together. RC:

I don't think I have time for another one today. Sad.

[punkscowardschampions]

Casey & Janis Pt.2

Casey: no I don’t, you care so much it’ll be the death of you, always have done

Janis: yeah I care about them, not myself and keeping my ‘place’ 

Janis: what the fuck is that

Casey: you can’t keep doing it all, what the fuck is that

Casey: have a go at learning from your own bloody mistakes

Janis: by letting them mirror and probably do it 10x worse because they have half the common sense, no, thanks

Casey: I’m not supporting you keeping on running yourself into the ground

Janis: it’s one thing

Casey: it won’t be

Janis: I don’t get what you think the solution is

Janis: pretend we aren’t related anymore? Not exactly an advert for it, have to say

Casey: there isn’t a solution we can chuck her or any of them ‘cause it’s not our job to fucking find it

Janis: I’m not saying I can fix their entire lives but that doesn’t mean I can’t do what I know I can

Casey: I can’t stop you, go for it

Janis: okay

Casey: alright

Janis: go ahead and eat your tea when it’s done, I’m taking him for a longer one

Casey: yeah, I’ll do what I like too, message received that’s what we’re doing 

Janis: There’s nothing more to say on it and he’s still full of energy, that’s it

Casey: [don’t reply sir I simply don’t trust you to thank you]

Janis: [it’s okay just take this dog on the longest walk you possibly can]

Casey: [mhmm, it’s FINE, nothing to see here]

Janis: [not awkward at all lol, lowkey just trying to stay out until you have to leave here]

Casey: [leave early tbh hun we all know you’re not above doing it, soz your good mood has been ruined for your first shift but]

Janis: [that is simply not what any of us wanted but here we are, we will let you work without blowing up your phone about it because that’s also not the mood but when you have been there long enough that you’re into the swing of it]

Janis: we don’t need to fight about it, alright, that’s not going to help anything

Casey: [love that we started this convo with the intention of y’all going to have a nice time so this party could happen and ruin things but y’all did it all on your own lol lol]

Casey: I’m not backing down to give you an easy life when you won’t do sod all to help yourself

Janis: [we can send you away still girl, whether that’s to your mothers or out, depending how this goes lol, it’s FINE]

Janis: easys a stretch, any road

Casey: [it can literally be another shift on another night as well if we need it to be, we’ve done skips before and it’s not like we’ve specified a date anywhere in this convo that it has to be now so]

Casey: when you’re on about stretching yourself that thin all the time it is, yeah

Janis: you have to believe me when I say that’s not what I’m doing

Casey: you believe what you want and I will an’ all, that’s where we are

Janis: if you say so

Casey: it’s all been said

Janis: I know the script, it’s fine

Casey: there you go then

Janis: hope you have a good night

Casey: save your breath

Janis: just stop

Casey: you stop, I don’t need your well wishes

Casey: the night’s fucked and we both know how and why it is

Janis: you don’t need to let it affect that, I’ll just leave you to it

Casey: it already has been

Janis: I’m sorry

Casey: no you ain’t, you said what you said and I said what I did and we both stand by it

Janis: I’m sorry that it fucked with your first shift, not for what I said, there’s a difference

Casey: I don’t care about this shift, every other dickhead’ll still have a good night and I’ll be paid to give them it

Janis: it still matters

Casey: it’s only a job

Janis: doesn’t mean I’m fine to ruin it, it’s meant to be a celebration, a new job

Casey: old life can still piss on it, I don’t need telling we don’t get a new one of them to go with

Janis: they’re not going anywhere, no

Casey: exactly, what’s to celebrate

Janis: you don’t mean that

Casey: things are shit, it don’t matter what little things we do to try and make owt better, we can’t sort none of the big mistakes

Janis: when did you change your mind

Casey: what do I know, can’t even get you to listen to me

Janis: you used to trust me

Casey: I do, your heart’s in the right place, it’s never not been, but that don’t mean how much you care won’t backfire and I’m alright watching it when it does

Casey: I can’t hack seeing you get hurt

Janis: but they already hate me

Casey: nowt’s that simple, I’ve heard you say so yourself loads of times when I’m chatting the same bollocks

Janis: alright, you can have that one

Casey: I weren’t being awkward before, there’s no easy way to sort what’s happening with Libi now it’s been left to get this out of hand, she wouldn’t know what to fucking do with herself if she ain’t running ‘round after him and if she don’t wanna see that as a problem you’re only gonna make it so she don’t come to you with any of her others when you can’t leave this one out

Janis: I get what you’re saying

Janis: I just feel like giving in so she doesn’t do something more stupid than she already is is not the direction we’re meant to be going in

Casey: and I get that, it’s not like I fancy seeing her fuck her life up

Janis: no, I know

Janis: she’d sort her life to spite me but she doesn’t actually know what that would entail at this point

Casey: her life’s going massively different to how she reckoned it would do, ‘course she don’t have no answers

Janis: following him about forevers her bright idea and I can’t hack that

Casey: I’d follow you about forever and kill anyone who tried to tell me it weren’t a bright idea, I’ve not got a leg to stand on, it only happens I picked the right dickhead and she hasn’t

Janis: she doesn’t know what else is out there, neither does he, that’s all

Janis: you do

Casey: I started finding out at her age, she can an’ all

Janis: yeah

Casey: he hasn’t wanted nowt to do with her, that’ll help without you having to

Janis: I suppose so, hopefully

Casey: trust us, take a step back for a bit and if she’s still pissing about, then I’ll let you do your best, or worst, to sort it

Janis: It’s not like I can do anything about it tonight so

Casey: One thing at a time, the dog’ll be properly well trained tonight at least

Janis: he’s crashed

Casey: long as he waited ‘til he was home, you’re carrying her about as is

Janis: he’s better behaved than that, don’t worry

Casey: I’ll let him off then

Janis: [a snoozy selfie of this pup like see]

Casey: and I’ll try not to get him behaving badly again when I get in

Janis: you’re fine, want him to let us know if someones breaking in, like

Casey: you change the locks on us already or what

Janis: obviously

Janis: let the last place go way too easily

Casey: see what the neighbours haven’t claimed of what you’ve chucked from the window

Janis: I’d be having much more fun if I was that dramatic

Casey: obviously, laugh a minute my parents

Janis: have to be to forget to do so much basic shit

Casey: have to be something, dunno if it’s a right laugh

Janis: don’t fancy starting that argument with my own mother tonight, maybe tomorrow I’ll ask

Casey: maybe tomorrow you’ll be here

Janis: are you going to invite me again

Casey: you uninvited yourself from coming and from tea, I never

Janis: 🤏

Janis: didn’t need to be throwing plates at each other

Casey: I wouldn’t

Janis: the reality of an uncomfortable silence is worse and less funny than the shit joke though

Casey: yeah, you can have that one

Janis: what’s the place like

Casey: every other, but don’t let that put you off

Janis: but not the worst you’ve worked at?

Casey: first’s the worst, they’ll get away with it like nowhere else

Janis: nothing takes the piss like your first job 

Casey: you’d know being my first boss

Janis: breaking all child labour laws

Casey: 🤏

Janis: pay wasn’t bad though

Casey: it had loads to recommend it

Janis: might be hiring and put that to the test

Casey: more gutting than if you changed the locks

Janis: custody battle over a dog happened more than you’d reckon back in the dog walking days

Casey: don’t be getting no ideas off remembering what them knobheads done, you’re not leaving us nor having him

Janis: not got the 🤑 to live like that

Casey: shut up, you can’t live without me

Janis: you shut up being mean to me

Casey: let’s be mates again, okay

Janis: that’s what I was saying when I started this but yeah

Janis: one of us needs to know when to give in

Casey: you was saying you don’t wanna fight with us, that’s different to being my best mate

Janis: you gonna make up rules now?

Casey: you’ve been told, the rule is you behave for me how I want

Janis: couldn’t be easier, yeah

Casey: say you’ve missed us, that couldn’t be easier, only a few words

Janis: of course I miss you

Janis: not been sat here making new plans

Casey: alright, I give in

Janis: 😏

Janis: I’ll fight for you if you wanna make it harder, ‘cos you are my best mate

Casey: I wanna make it dead easy for you, kind of mate I am

Janis: dead nice, I did say

Casey: feels like ages ago

Janis: fightings long, not how I’m trying to exhaust you

Casey: fighting’s bollocks, I’m trying to love you

Janis: I’ll let you

Casey: tah, that’s big of you

Janis: shut up you know you want to

Casey: yeah, it’s all I want

Janis: me too

Casey: I’m sorry for the rest of the aggro, I’d have it be that simple if I could do

Janis: fair, none of it’s you anymore

Janis: just had to have you to myself to fix that, who knew

Casey: I knew, mate

Janis: alright, smug, you weren’t exactly unbiased 

Casey: who is

Janis: no one, they may as well get jackets at this point

Casey: bulk discount

Janis: we can match, only really cringe when she gets out and I try it

Casey: I’m being that dad, she can’t stop me

Janis: 🤓

Janis: who can, I’ve tried, she’s got no hope

Casey: nor can the dog, I’ll be starting on him now I’m not totally skint

Janis: I can’t believe I fancy you

Casey: you best do or you’re not getting nothing out this pay packet

Janis: awh, and that being the only reason I stayed

Casey: 💔

Janis: baby

Casey: nobody here answers to none of that

Janis: not even sometimes 🤏🤔

Casey: nah, no chance

Janis: hmm, awkward

Casey: awkward craic aside, you’re really fit though, give you that

Janis: you’re definitely meant to be saying that out loud to whoevers in front of you right now, like

Casey: they don’t pay us enough to be calling no lads fit, dunno what sort of place you’ve heard this is

Janis: 💔

Casey: not even a 🤏 they fancy themselves without me needing to have a word

Janis: sounds like exactly the sort of place I heard it was then

Casey: be right at home, you

Janis: are you saying you wouldn’t try and flirt with me if I was right in front of you?

Casey: oi, listen to you saying try like I’d have to

Janis: lazy, what are you busy working or something

Casey: you’re mine, the rest of these dickheads can try, except they’d be making a massive mistake to in front of me

Janis: 😍

Janis: good thing I’ve had loads of practice at disinterested bitch

Casey: much as I’ve had barring people for no reason other than them doing my head in

Janis: can’t run a place that only lets girls in and I couldn’t be caught dead there, babe

Casey: what, you reckon lasses aren’t the worst offenders as far as winding us up

Janis: just a no dickheads policy, got it

Casey: if it was you’d be the only one in the place with me

Janis: doesn’t sound like a threat to me

Casey: I’d threaten you with fuck all but a good time is why

Janis: I love you

Casey: I love you too

Janis: no I love you more, you have to understand

Casey: I ain’t giving in on that, I can’t

Janis: I won’t stop loving you hard ‘til you do

Casey: you won’t ever stop then

Janis: if that’s what it takes, I’m well dedicated

Casey: we’ll see, weren’t that what you said

Janis: that’s the one

Casey: it’ll have to do ‘til I properly see you

Janis: we get to swap roles, be on the other side of it

Casey: yeah

Janis: do you prefer missing me with or without dickheads in your face, like

Casey: there’s no nice way to go about it

Janis: yeah, reckon that might be the answer

Casey: it’s the only one I’ve got, what I prefer is when I don’t have to miss you

Janis: I just wanna sew us together

Casey: do it then

Janis: I’ll look into what’s the best tools for the job, look like I’ve turned into an actual 👵

Casey: the baby’ll let you off knitting for her if that’s what you’re sorting out instead, she wants to be that close to me an’ all

Janis: no one but me has been as close as you, since the start

Casey: it’s what I was trying to tell you before, it can be just us 3 for a bit, Libi’ll be alright

Janis: I won’t be trying to move her in, I know what you were trying to say, I get it

Casey: nobody takes care of you if I don’t, you need looking after sometimes too

Janis: I’ll try to fight you less on it, not making no promises but

Casey: I know it’s hard, I have to fight every day against so much shit in my head

Janis: I trust you, and I care about the shit that comes out your head

Casey: I’m only mardy at you ‘cause there’s shit you can do to help her, all of them, still, and there’s fuck all I can

Casey: but it’s not your fault

Janis: It’s not yours that that’s how it’s been set up by the shit in their heads

Casey: it’s knackering enough, my own shit, I dunno how I’m meant to fight theirs an’ all, even if they’d let me

Janis: I wish I knew

Janis: switching the narrative has got harder, if it’s done anything

Casey: but I can’t shut the door and let them stay behind it, fuck that

Janis: We’ve got nothing but time, you were right about that

Casey: I’ve wasted too much of it for one life, might as well become my dad if I keep on

Janis: and we’re still young, still here

Casey: right, I’m not gonna turn into my mum neither, or let those dickheads do it

Janis: no, it’s not an option 

Casey: you weren’t wrong, I were, drag Libi kicking and screaming out of it if it takes that

Janis: I made it sound dramatic, I will try talking to her first

Janis: but I’m never bothered by having to be the one who pulls the trigger in the end

Casey: it’s who we both are, who we’ve had to be

Janis: I’m glad you’re you and you’re mine

Casey: I just wanted you to know you’ve got options here with me, to be the you who they didn’t create to suit themselves

Janis: maybe it’s just who I am, always have been, I dunno

Casey: I know who you are and I fucking love you, I’m going nowhere, whenever you need a reminder I’ll be about to chuck you one

Janis: the more you love me the more I feel like myself

Casey: I could die buzzing if that’s the one thing I achieve in the next 80 odd years

Janis: it ain’t gonna be and we both know it

Casey: valid point, I’ll not be a top dad if I teach them all nothing, just you

Janis: I can only keep you to myself like that for now, sadly

Casey: have to enjoy it while it lasts, won’t I

Janis: won’t tell if you don’t

Casey: you’ve got yourself a deal there, girl

Janis: 🤝

Casey: you only wanna make me think about how fit you look spitting everywhere, I know what you’re like

Janis: it’s only fair, I have to think about you all day while I work

Casey: it’d be fair of me to piss off home early since I made you

Janis: you’re on best behaviour

Casey: for you, you’re the only boss I respect, like

Janis: you’re so

Casey: tell us who I am, go on

Janis: you’re so kind and adorable and you always want the best for me and you’re always right and so hot

Janis: I don’t know how to word it, you’re everything to me

Casey: You’re everything

Casey: and since I couldn’t find the words before, I’ll let you know now I’d bend you over the bar as soon as look at you

Janis: see, right answer 

Casey: painfully true right now it is

Janis: I wanna make it better 

Casey: you’ve got as many good answers yourself

Janis: and you know I’d let you, however many people were there

Casey: and I’ll let you use your teeth much as you want ‘til you don’t have no doubts I still trust you

Janis: I’d never hurt you unless you begged me to

Casey: I’ll beg you to in front of all of them

Janis: we’re not good at being quiet

Casey: you’re better than me

Janis: not when all I wanna do is make you loud in front of everyone now

Casey: why listen to this music when they could hear the way I say your name

Janis: you make me like my name, even if the music was good, it’s no competition to you

Casey: it’s mutual, I hated mine before

Janis: I’ll sew it onto me like a label, wait and see

Casey: I’ll pay for some dickhead to ink yours onto me, use these tips I’m earning

Janis: I know you’re being so charming right now

Casey: it’s yours, like I am, to do whatever you want with

Janis: I’m proud of you, you know that, yeah

Casey: do you know how turned on it’s making me that you’ve said it

Janis: you’re being extra good, I can tell when you wanna be my boy

Casey: I wanna make you so fucking proud

Janis: I couldn’t be prouder, you’re the best thing I’ve ever had a hand in making

Casey: fuck, I couldn’t be harder

Janis: that’s good, I want you to be hard all night

Janis: think about me everytime you have to move

Casey: move for me

Janis: let me call you baby

Casey: I’m your baby, you own me how I own you

Janis: we’ve always been each other’s, nothing can ever ever change that

Casey: never has and never will, you’re it for me

Janis: I couldn’t be with anyone else, no one does anything like you

Casey: everyone here is dressed how dickheads had to pay you to be, I miss you so fucking much

Janis: I miss you like I can’t breathe, I want to just be naked with you all the time, anything else is stupid

Casey: your body’s changed, I just wanna keep watching it do that all the time

Janis: seeing it through your eyes convinces me that it’s real

Casey: it’s mad she’s really in there, being proud of me too

Janis: that she’ll come out, that bit still doesn’t feel real

Casey: I’ve never had this many people love me before

Janis: we’ll love you no matter what

Casey: and I’ll look after you both, however she comes out, nowt to worry about

Janis: if she comes out like a 👽 or she tries to rip us in half, you mean

Casey: she’ll come out perfect

Janis: you’ll look after me

Casey: I promise

Janis: then I’m not scared

Casey: you can try and rip me in half if you need, I’m not bothered

Janis: might have to take you up on that offer, good we got it in writing

Casey: 🤝

Janis: 🤤💦

Casey: have I gotta beg for you to actually do it or 

Janis: [have an entirely more obscene video really making this a moment because no you don’t and we’re more than willing to oblige] 

Casey: you’re

Casey: fuck’s sake, I can’t react how I want but

Janis: I can do what I want for the both of us

Casey: you can be loud as you need

Janis: I’m impressed you can watch that without getting caught, honestly

Casey: do all sorts without getting caught, me

Janis: yeah?

Casey: what do you feel like watching

Janis: move for me, like you asked me

Janis: I wanna see how hard it is

Casey: [no hesitation in doing and sending her this, excuse him everyone]

Janis: please

Casey: anything

Janis: I was so scared you were gonna ignore me

Casey: when have I ever managed that

Janis: might be easier now but I ain’t gonna make it for you

Casey: it’s got harder

Janis: good

Janis: I’d rather anything

Casey: long as we don’t need to fall out whenever you fancy reminding us how hard you are to ignore

Janis: there’s better ways, not my only move

Casey: nor mine, not for ages now anyway

Janis: 😡🤬 ain’t the review I’d give

Casey: yours is the only one that matters

Janis: as long as we’re happy, everything else will sort itself as and when

Casey: I don’t doubt I can do that, whatever else I might reckon I need to work on

Janis: you’ve always been the best at it

Casey: you

Janis: I should feel like shit right now but instead I’m delirious 

Casey: fuck shoulds unless it’s you should be here

Janis: I miss you

Casey: and I shouldn’t have let you piss off out the door like that, there’s another one

Janis: I should’ve calmed down but hasn’t happened yet so not gonna say it will

Casey: I’m not having that should go through neither, not when I can have delirious instead of

Janis: you like my bullshit

Casey: I told you it makes sense to me, I get why you act how you do

Janis: if you make me say you get me, I’ll be a tiny bit fuming at you

Casey: I like when you’re a bit fuming at us

Janis: so what other cliches are you going to make us claim?

Casey: this club’s full of ‘em for a start

Janis: I can picture

Janis: who’s your least favourite punter, like what type

Casey: the dickheads who don’t drink, obviously

Janis: 😂

Janis: no tips for a really great coke or tap water

Casey: or the music, sod all to do with me, that

Janis: not like anyone dances properly

Casey: you would, everything you do is proper

Janis: with you

Casey: might be the first cliche, feeling like there’s no dickheads but us two on the dancefloor

Janis: definitely

Janis: always forget about the rest when I get to be that close to you

Casey: I’ve forgot all of them and you’re not even here yet

Janis: I may as well be, how you feel

Janis: you could be inside me right now, how it feels

Casey: massive cliche what a first it is for me

Janis: most people are boring when they’re right in front of you, never mind behind screens

Casey: I should tell you you’re not most people, how’s that for the ultimate cliche, like

Janis: when it works so much in my favour

Janis: I’ll take it

Casey: ‘til you take me

Janis: it’s ridiculous how badly I want that right now

Casey: your toothbrush has done us that favour before

Janis: you can say you’ve been wanting it since you had me in the shower

Casey: there’s no need to say it, you know what’s in my head before I have done

Janis: you sound good when you say it though

Casey: you sound better

Janis: [audio he would have to hold up to his ear to have a hope of hearing like okay, I know what you’re asking for]

Casey: you happy now you’ve sent a right shiver through me in front of everyone

Janis: very

Casey: good

Janis: if you want me to bend you over the bar too, you have to be alright with people seeing and hearing a lot more off you

Casey: you won’t if I chuck them out and it’s just for you

Janis: when you get to lock up, we can do everything we want to

Casey: best behaviour that’ll earn us the keys then

Janis: best boy ‘til you own the place

Casey: when I’ve sorted somewhere of my own I’ll name it after you, that’s the real ultimate cliche

Janis: you really would?

Casey: give us a top excuse to flash my tattoo at each punter who walks in if nowt else

Janis: you love me so much it kills me

Casey: I love you so much I’ll have you written over my heart and you can’t say you dunno how alive I am for you

Janis: invite me back

Casey: come here

Janis: yeah, okay

Casey: stay for as long as they’ll have me

Janis: [when this shift is meant to end like because you’ll be behaving, of course lol]

Janis: and you already picked me an outfit

Casey: I’ve had to stop myself making you so many fucking drinks, it’s just what I wanna do any sec my hands aren’t pissing about with other bollocks

Janis: I’ll tell you when I’m close enough for you to make my first

Casey: okay

Janis: I just need to get out of your old t-shirt but that’s tougher than it sounds

Casey: you don’t baby, you’d get in wearing it

Janis: works better on short girls, I’d at least need to put something on bottom

Casey: everything works better on you

Janis: says you, make any uniform look good

Casey: weren’t why I chose the place, that’s ‘cause I can look out and see you on the side of a building near here

Janis: don’t make me cry

Casey: [a pic of him with this advert of her in view in the distance even though he’d have to take a break for a sec to do it cos he’s just that absolute nerd]

Janis: look at you

Casey: *me and you

Janis: always

Janis: when I’m not on the side of buildings no more

Casey: it’s alright, my head’s like the side of that building

Casey: and the rest of us, get everywhere, you

Casey: you’re gonna be my girl wherever you are, no escaping it

Janis: I never want to leave

Janis: you’re my favourite place to be

Janis: like home, if you want a cliche

Casey: I ain’t fuming about it, the home I had before you was a worse cliche

Janis: you make more sense

Casey: you’ve been my family longer 

Janis: I forget how young you were, when you came here

Casey: and younger still when she left me to it

Janis: yeah, you were all just babies really

Casey: ours’ll have a life so fucking far from how mine was, I don’t care if that’s a cliche an’ all

Janis: I’m not fucking up like that no more, won’t make it any of their problem anyway

Casey: I’d rather die and you heard already I don’t really fancy doing that

Janis: they reckon I will, have, with this

Casey: they don’t know what they’re on about, never have done

Janis: by the time they’re old enough to get anything, it’ll be better, won’t it

Casey: ‘course, it’ll be better by the time she’s here, I promised, didn’t I

Janis: yeah but it’s not just you who has to try

Casey: it won’t be

Janis: I will

Janis: Libs thinks Liam and Edie were perfect so, there’s hope

Casey: you’re not allowed to die, you’ve got them beat for the work that’ll let you put in

Janis: have to take separate cars everywhere

Casey: I’ll drive, no risk

Janis: shut up, you

Casey: make me, if that’s what you reckon you’re after

Janis: I showed you how good I was at driving

Janis: one time it went wrong, and that was as much your fault

Casey: might just be I need reminding, you can take us home

Janis: I will

Janis: you gonna hate me ‘cos I’m a designated driver then

Casey: it’s her fault

Janis: I mean, you said it

Janis: could be getting me wasted otherwise

Casey: [dropping a mem of when he last saw her wasted, cos god knows when that would have been knowing jj aren’t going out partying on the regs at 24 but it’s another potential for the past jc list]

Janis: God 😬

Casey: weren’t the face I made, nor you

Janis: I can handle myself

Janis: it feels like longer ago than it was

Casey: loads has happened since, I’m basically a different dickhead than who I were

Janis: you don’t reckon I’m 90 no more

Casey: you’re not no more, unless I had a fucked idea of 90 year olds, could visit a oldies home and they’re behaving exactly like you do, having orgies with each other and that

Janis: excuse you, not once have I had or attended an orgy

Casey: you would though if I asked you nice

Janis: you just wanna get thrown out for taking it too far

Casey: I’d have to get us both gone, not sharing you with nobody

Janis: no ones as good as me

Janis: at best I could use some lad to fuck you with but they’d just be spare parts for what I want

Casey: you don’t need a hand, or fuck all else, there, you know what you’re doing

Janis: no old people, no orgies

Casey: ship’s sailed with your nan, like

Janis: 🙄

Janis: I can stop getting ready, like

Casey: oi, how are you not well flattered, it comes back to you and the way you look, even in my most pisstaking fantasies

Janis: how flattered would you be, mate

Casey: alright, I’ll leave it out

Janis: you only all look the same

Casey: we don’t, I’ve only got the same brown eyes and hair as loads of people

Janis: we’ll leave it out

Casey: yeah, be rude if you uninvited yourself a second time in the one night

Janis: you’re not allowed to get that moody when you made the shit joke first

Casey: I’m allowed to make it ‘cause I’ve never been married to your nan, more like

Janis: right because that’s never going to come up

Casey: weren’t planning on getting on one knee for her, nah

Janis: I wouldn’t bother, unsure how grandad has been able to stick around so long

Casey: you heard me say I weren’t about to bother

Janis: I just said you look like you’re related, ‘cos you are

Casey: you don’t need to be saying nowt that compares me to him ever

Janis: I didn’t say his name, could be talking about the kid for all you know

Casey: except I do know ‘cause I ain’t as thick as us lot all look

Janis: it was a nothing comment, you know that

Casey: just forget about it

Janis: are you going to

Casey: I want to

Janis: alright

Casey: alright

Janis: sorry I said the wrong thing

Casey: like you said, it’ll happen

Casey: he don’t say my name and where does that get him

Janis: I wasn’t comparing you, I’m not going to do that

Casey: I know you’re not, it’s me

Janis: it was a dumb joke, it’s fine

Casey: my dad started it and his are way less funny so

Janis: I know

Casey: we’re related, I’m stuck with that

Janis: we all are

Janis: arguably, he has it the worst

Janis: you get to be paranoid about my motives and your ability to measure up

Janis: I’m just the bitch who did it, like

Casey: he loves having it the worst, did him a favour there

Janis: sure that’s how it feels

Casey: be dead confident putting this tip jar on it, like

Janis: fuck sake

Casey: yeah, that’s how it feels

Janis: he ain’t ever gonna be alright with this, why would he be

Casey: I ain’t asking for his blessing, you’re alright

Janis: how is it going to work

Casey: I don’t speak for him and what the fuck he is or isn’t gonna do, I can only make the shit work that’s down to us

Janis: I’m not asking you to, just

Janis: I don’t know, I don’t think it will and I don’t know what I’m meant to do about that

Casey: all you can do is try, my love

Casey: another bastard cliche but

Janis: Jesus I wish I could get drunk right now

Casey: maybe you could get away with the once, I turned out alright and it were confirmed semi regs Debbie was on it

Janis: I’ll pretend I don’t know, like

Casey: works for the lasses who wanna get on telly after having their kid in the toilet

Janis: most people don’t know ‘til they’re a period or two missing

Casey: don’t have to talk me into it, mate, it’s your sesh

Janis: obviously not

Casey: never be drunk here any road, you heard what the barman are doing to the state of the drinks

Janis: I can’t come now

Casey: you don’t fancy coming no more, you mean

Janis: it’s the same thing in the end so sure

Casey: I get it, I'll see you tomorrow for more of the same thing

Janis: wow, okay

Casey: what, it’s only alright when it’s you saying it

Janis: I missed the part where I said day in day out with you is monotonous 

Casey: you’d have a job to keep a straight face and say owt of the sort when it’s the opposite, you can’t miss all we’ve done today is turn each other on or piss each other off

Janis: I’m not pissed off, I feel like shit

Casey: you know what I’m on about, it’s a bloody extreme state of affairs to keep on going back and forth between

Janis: so make a joke about hormones and move on

Casey: ‘cause my last joke went down so well

Janis: you get three strikes, it’s cool

Janis: there’s just no point pretending we’ll have a good time, when I’m in my head now

Casey: you and me both, mate

Janis: you finish your shift and do what you gotta do, I’ll be here

Casey: comforting, tah very much

Janis: you said it first, fucking see you tomorrow

Casey: yeah, I’ve seen this all coming, ‘cause it’s a pattern, what I do, might be a good fuck but what’s that matter when I always fuck the rest up, and here we are

Janis: you’re talking utter bullshit

Casey: how, have a look

Janis: you haven’t done anything wrong, I’m upset about Jimmy and the kid, neither of which I’d have forgot about without your reminder so it doesn’t even matter

Janis: don’t take it as a diss but it wasn’t about you, sorry

Casey: it matters I’ve made it worse, to me if not you

Janis: you wanna make it so what I’ve done isn’t fucking stupid and cruel

Janis: but it just is, if you’re chasing making me feel better about getting pregnant whilst breaking up/cheating whatever the fuck happened and is happening… like, you’re going to feel like shit because it just is dumb, I am for that

Casey: Bollocks, you’re stupid for trying to carry this about like it’s something you did deliberate when it weren’t

Janis: I came off the pill

Casey: it wasn’t one mistake and it wasn’t just fucking yours, we all made loads that lead up to this

Janis: yeah, he shouldn’t have let me, maybe I shouldn’t have let the wedding go ahead

Janis: I don’t know where his head was or is, I can’t tell how much guilt I’m meant to feel because he’s not speaking

Casey: have another go, dickhead, keep on having them

Janis: I’m fucking tired

Casey: you might be, but you ain’t finding out where his head is from me, are you

Casey: talk to the twat

Janis: okay

Casey: decent time to write whatever you want, he’ll not see it ‘til the morning

Janis: yeah, looking like that crazy ex will do me wonders in the future custody battle

Casey: he’s the one who’s most fucked in the head, you’d not have any worries

Janis: you sure about that

Casey: yeah I am

Janis: have to tell the judge I was mostly joking about wanting to sew us together, hope he goes for it

Casey: not like you’re getting the needle out now, he’ll never know

Janis: ‘cos you’re mad at me, just assault if you’re not up for it, mate

Casey: it’s not you I’m fuming at

Janis: I know but now we’re both being sad twats and I could’ve just come and had a drink and pretended

Casey: you said it, just assault if you’re not up for it

Janis: I know I have to talk to him, not keep relying on you for everything when you can’t give that

Janis: but it’s like smashing my head into a brick wall, you know that as much as me, more

Casey: too right I do, so don’t you dare reckon you can sit here and pretend shit with us like I don’t

Janis: I can’t

Janis: so if I had come, we’d only be doing this in person and that’s really taking the piss for distracting you from your job

Janis: I didn’t mean to do this tonight, fucking hell

Casey: give a fuck, it’s just a job, I told you

Janis: but I care, you’ll think I don’t if I steamroll it with this shit

Janis: I wanted you to be buzzing

Casey: I’m not a kid, I know this fixes nothing

Janis: but it’s not nothing, me and you could be so happy already and we are

Janis: but none of them are going away, unless they are but we need to know and hear it from them, right

Casey: it is, what kind of dickhead would be buzzing when you’re miserable and we’ve got this hanging over us both, ‘cause yeah, it is about me an’ all whatever the fuck you say, if it hurts you it hurts me

Janis: I’m not miserable, he just has to give me some answers, that’s all

Janis: I was miserable before, you see the difference, that’s you, us being together

Casey: if you’re not at the minute you will be, he’s not gonna just give you no answers, you said it

Janis: if that’s really how he leaves it, then that’ll be answer enough

Janis: I need you more

Casey: me and him are as useless as each other, there’s your comparison, I can’t make you feel no better with the answers I’ve got, you had it right when you said it

Janis: you had your heads fucked up in the same way so you believe shit like that

Janis: you’ve helped me more than anyone, that’s the truth

Casey: they don’t help you at all, it’s not hard to come off looking like less of a knobhead

Janis: you don’t get to piss off and leave me ‘cos you’re not doing good enough by your standards

Janis: it’s not happening

Casey: I’ll never leave you, I don’t care if that makes me a bastard ‘cause I probably should if I wasn’t

Janis: me wanting to spend the rest of my life with you isn’t foreplay

Janis: and I’m not stupid, I want you because you’re right for me

Casey: it’s a 🤏 of foreplay, just not right now

Casey: you’re not cruel either, fuck going along with that bollocks

Janis: alright, not a roleplay because you’re such a good fuck and I get carried away

Janis: I didn’t mean to be, like I know he didn’t when he stopped giving a shit about me but didn’t let me know

Janis: he can’t help it, I can’t help that I’m in love with you

Casey: I could help it when I decided I were moving the fuck on, it’s us who’s thick and cruel, it’s my fault you’re having this kid and that’s why I want you to not feel like shit about it

Janis: She’s happening now, whatever we all did, got us all here

Janis: you shouldn’t have ever felt like you had a chance but you did, and we know why that is, I should’ve said I didn’t want you to move on there and then

Janis: I’ll forgive you if you forgive me

Casey: there’s nowt for me to forgive you for, you’ve given us everything I want

Janis: So have you, shit I shouldn’t have asked for or you weren’t the one who was supposed to give it

Janis: but I don’t regret any of it

Casey: what he won’t give you is exactly what you should be asking me for

Janis: now I can

Janis: I trust you with my life, dramatic and cliche as that fucking sounds, I mean it literally

Casey: you’ve gone without for too long, making sure you don’t keep on doing and she never does has everything to do with me

Janis: yes, it does

Janis: I’m not going to treat you like it’s not your place when it is, I didn’t mean to but I hear it and I’ll try really fucking hard to knock that on the head

Casey: my place is with you, they don’t need to like it, none of them

Janis: how it happened is irrelevant, we’re together now, that’s not changing except one day I’ll get to marry you 

Casey: I’ll try really fucking hard to knock this pattern on the head before you agree to chaining yourself to us like that

Janis: I’ve got my own, never just let you help us when it means admitting I don’t know best all the time

Janis: but you know why I’ve got mine and I know why you’ve got yours, half the battle

Casey: and in fairness, you know best most of the time

Janis: obviously

Janis: it’s been a long time since I’ve been with someone who wanted equal say, fucking any, that’s the truth

Casey: you heard, you deserve more, and if you can’t get it off us, who the fuck

Janis: it’s you, I fucking love you

Casey: I love you

Casey: and if I have to keep on putting myself in the wrong so we can work out what’s right for you and give you it, I will however many fucking times needed

Janis: I’ll try not to be that much of a nightmare but

Janis: I’ll never stop giving you everything you want and need

Casey: I’ve had nightmares, you’re nowt of the sort

Janis: I just wanna show you how happy you deserve to be

Casey: I dunno how to do none of this and there’s a steep learning curve when I care this much about how it turns out, that’s all

Janis: hardly got a wealth of experience myself but

Janis: when you promise to love me no matter what, mean it

Janis: we can’t go too far wrong if that stays true

Casey: I’ve meant it since I met you, before I could promise it to anybody but myself

Janis: you’ve loved me the longest, you don’t even understand what that means to me

Casey: it’s why we can’t start on shoulds, I’d go so far back it’d fuck with everything

Janis: no more shoulds

Janis: here and now is ours and we’re doing it right

Casey: I should say sorry though, I’ve not

Janis: is asking what for gonna turn into a spiral, there’s loads I could

Casey: leaving it purely at what I’ve said since you did you wasn’t coming

Janis: fair

Janis: I’ll say I can’t wait to see you now because I can’t

Casey: if you can’t wait up I’ve got it in writing it ain’t ‘cause you’re still feeling done in by us

Janis: I sleep better when you’re next to me, but wake us if I manage

Casey: have you got him next to you, he’ll wake you before I get chance

Janis: ‘course, putting him through it with the whiplash moodswings 

Janis: [picture of Chubby attempting to be comforting, bless him]

Casey: [a voice note telling Chubby he’s a good boy etc to play for him because he is and we love and miss him and appreciate his endeavours at trying to keep this gal off the ledge during this emotional rollercoaster of a convo]

Janis: [a video vibe of Chubby being like hello?! At his voice how animals sometimes do]

Janis: same 😍

Casey: I can’t wait ‘til she can react to me too, won’t have a clue what to do with all of you missing us but

Janis: be a good problem to have, I reckon

Casey: let’s pretend I feel good about how much I wanna come home right now, yeah

Janis: we’ll pretend I didn’t come home early

Casey: no, I ain’t pretending none of that happened, it was too hot

Janis: yeah, the replay in my head is really helping

Casey: it’s helping me with reckoning chucking 🥺 at you ‘til you say I can come home early an’ all is what I need to be doing

Janis: it could be an emergency

Casey: please 🥺

Janis: fuck it, come home to us

Casey: write us a note to keep me out of trouble with anybody else, mummy

Janis: you’re mine, I know what’s best for you and when you need to be with me

Janis: whatever twat hired you probably ain’t even there tonight

Casey: we’re right short staffed actually, but an emergency is an emergency

Janis: how wet you just made me can’t be called anything else

[atopearth]

Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII- Reunion Review

Personally, I'm not a fan of Crisis Core or Zack (blasphemy, I know) because when I first played the original, I felt like it was trying way too hard to connect every little thing to the original Final Fantasy VII and banking in on that nostalgia so that everything is related and you're like "oh, that's connected, and that too" blah blah, and it just didn't feel like the game had its own personality. Anyway, I don't believe I ever ended up finishing the original so we'll see if my impressions will change now that time has passed and I've kinda accepted that Square Enix will milk Final Fantasy VII as much as they can and want to lol. The opening scene is basically similar if not the same as Final Fantasy VII and seeing Zack doing squats really made me remember that I definitely did play Crisis Core because I was like, I remember that scene! Genesis sounds familiar but rings no bells, most likely because I thought he was a boring character, and all I remember about Angeal is him carrying the Buster Sword. Genesis is a First Class Soldier who took some other Second Class and Third Class Soldiers with him and left or something? 🤔 This is definitely a remaster though because the graphics have improved but definitely not as good as the Final Fantasy VII Remake which is understandable.

I keep thinking circle is dodge and instead waste all my potions😭😭 Anyway, I was wondering why Wutai and Shinra were at war, but I guess I should have known, what else could it be about aside from Shinra wanting more areas to expand their use of mako energy😅 I remember meeting young Yuffie! It's kinda funny to see those hand motions she does when she's not a block, it's actually pretty silly looking and doesn't have the same effect as when she's a block tbh haha! I wonder how old she is right now? 10? Hmm, so Angeal and Genesis come from the same hometown. Oh wow, I don't need such a sad story for the Buster Sword, Angeal's father died trying to repay the debt for making that sword for Angeal when he first joined Soldier?? And here is Cloud in FFVII swinging it around like it's nothing🥲 How very cruel of Genesis to come back to his hometown and kill the townspeople. And why did Angeal have to kill his mother? Bahamut was kinda cute. I remember why I don't remember Genesis, he was annoying to me😅 How very sad that there's that NPC kid who thought his mother would spend more time with him after Genesis and Angeal died but she's still too obsessed about groupie things to give him attention... Poor kid. Even Genesis copies have wings? Ooh Cissnei is cute, I like her hair🤔 Renoo, my favourite boy. Anyway, so I guess Genesis and Angeal are failed versions of Sephiroth in which Hollander wanted to replicate? Poor Angeal and Genesis are deteriorating and dying.

Well, how very convenient to connect everything between Aerith and Cloud to be basically the same as how she spent her time with Zack lol. Like, do we need to make it so blatant that even the way they meet is exactly the same just so we can say Aerith always loved Zack and only Zack? And how many times does this church get destroyed? Although I did enjoy Zack flirting with Aerith and her being receptive to it to an extent, that was cute. One thing I find very interesting is one of the missions/quests with a little girl that's waiting for some uncle to come back, and in Japanese, it very clearly says the girl said she wanted to marry the uncle in the future, but in the subtitles, it says she wants to work for him in the future lol! Censoring the innocent dreams of a little girl? Anyway, so Zack promised to show Aerith a pretty sky one day huh? I'm not sure selling flowers would make them rich considering Aerith was selling them for like 1 gil or something in the original game haha. Anyway, what I think I don't like the most about this game is how much they want to push every single thing Aerith does to be related to Zack. Yeah, I acknowledge how important she was to him and stuff like that but it's annoying when every little thing is about him, like can they give her back her own sense of self too? Omgg squat games again?! I am sickkk of these lol. At least it's not as frustrating as the one in the Remake lol. I'm so invested in that kid's life, it's so sad that his mother is sick in bed now because of the news about Angeal/Genesis and he's like he'd rather be neglected and have her feel well than for her to be like this. Such a good kid. Yuckkkkk did that other little girl say the uncle she likes and thinks is nice has a job as a "don" in Wall Market and he's nice to girls and he's handsome??? Ewwww!!! Don Corneo? Ewww!! I mean, Don Corneo is funny as a block, but when it's realistic, he's just creepy and disgusting.

We have met Cloud!! He's such a cute little boy!! Anyway, I'm obviously not made for reconnaissance missions because I only got one treasure chest and lost the rest and just battled all the guards instead of hiding😅😅😅 Hollander is just a cheap Hojo, Crisis Core really just recycled everything about FFVII and called it a day. Honestly, Angeal dying was so random. I kinda wish they remade the story of Crisis Core instead of the Remake because it's so bland right now. It's kinda cute how Zack hung out with the Turks, they're like his friends! Man, the amount of random battles in this game is so annoying, I'm so tired of it. It makes the mundane story even more frustrating tbh. Anyway, I've really had enough of chasing Hollander, there's only so many times we can do this like seriously. Otherwise, I personally think Cissnei is a better fit for Zack than Aerith. And even Seventh Heaven is named that because of Zack? C'mon.... At least the mother and the kid are finally spending time together by working on the Angeal fan club together, that's kinda cute. And why does this game never mention Zack sending letters back to his parents and then "suddenly" stopping?🥲  Anyway, even though the wagon thing was annoying, I'd say it was hilarious when Zack's cool wagon was seen as a weapon and even security came for it🤣

That little kid has to be lying, how could it be possible for them to go on the Mt Nibel trail without encountering a single monster considering the crazy encounter rate in this game?? Aww I'm glad the code for the safe in the Shinra Mansion is much easier than the original hahaha, I was about to riot. I'm kinda sad they skipped the whole part where you go up the mountain to get to the mako reactor, I personally thought that part was nice and it would have been cool to see Sephiroth fight. I always find it so cute when you realise that Cloud was the Shinra soldier blocking Tifa from going into the reactor haha. Omgg and Genesis is now being inserted into the part where Sephiroth starts to go crazy after thinking about his true origins? Ughhh. I wish Genesis didn't ruin this moment with his annoying existence😮‍💨 But I guess the saddest thing is that we don't get to see the talk Zack had on the train with Cloud. Aw, I'm also sad that you don't get to run down the stairs to Vincent's place, that was the fun part! Aww it sucks that there's a quest to open coffins but you don't even get to see Vincent! It also sucks that even though Cloud sends Zack a mail about wanting to go home with him, you don't actually get to visit Cloud's mother with him, nor do you get to play the piano in Tifa's house! Anyway, fighting Sephiroth was easier than fighting these other random bosses.

I think it's sweet to see in Zack's memory of Aerith how much he cares about the things she says and how much he wants to go back to her at the risk of his life. Sweet but saddening. Wonder if they'll make it that Cissnei disappeared by the time of the original FFVII because she let Zack go or something, or maybe she got tired of Shinra. Anyway, doesn't matter I guess since we'll see if she'll appear in the Remake. Otherwise, it seems like we'll be forced to endure Genesis' existence again in the future if he's still alive, which is very unfortunate if he keeps citing Loveless. After some googling, it seems that Lazard was President Shinra's illegitimate son, I was wondering why the slums people kept talking about the president having an affair of some sort with a woman from the slums. Honestly though, considering how randomly he ended up just disappearing from Shinra and everything, I'm not sure what was the point of this part of the story other than him protecting Cloud near the end, but even then it wasn't a necessary part of the story. The Price of Freedom is a nice soundtrack but yeah, I can't say I felt much about the ending of Crisis Core other than being glad it was over tbh, which is very mean but I'm honestly tired. I think the only thing I'm a bit happy about is seeing and knowing how much Aerith and Zack thought about each other and cared for the other until the end. Maybe they can finally reunite in the Remake considering the changes. Seeing the beginning of the original FFVII makes me think maybe it's time to play it again but maybe I'll do that after the second part of the Remake instead lol.

Overall, young me was right and knew my tastes well. Young me back in the day didn't want to play Crisis Core because I knew I wouldn't like it so I never bothered playing it until my bro got a PSP and I tried it but gave up halfway because it was boring. Since the Remaster came out, I thought I would try again especially since I hated the original battle system and this Reunion one is so much better! Honestly, I'd give the game a 5-6/10 mainly because I found the battle system quite enjoyable even though it was limited. The other points would be given to Zack for being a happy puppy but honestly, Zack isn't very memorable to me because I don't feel like he ever established himself as a proper character for me in this story. He was nice but forgettable and he's basically what he was described as in the original so nothing much to add. Aerith has none of the spark she has in the original tbh so nothing to say. Cissnei was cute and I guess it was nice to see how much Tseng cared for both Zack and Aerith but now it feels weird to think of Tseng liking Aerith despite his rather close relationship with Zack. Anyway, whatever I guess. 

Angeal was okay but forgettable too, and I honestly wish I could forget Genesis' existence. I would have felt sorry for him if he wasn't so frustrating to listen to and see. His existence in the story just makes me want to bang my head. Sephiroth didn't have the same impact as he did in the original but it was nice to see him being friendly. I guess other than the terrible story that had cheap copies of Hojo and Sephiroth, I also didn't really like the vibe of Crisis Core because it relies on your love for the original FFVII, but it doesn't have the fun and magic of the original and never establishes itself as it's own individual game with its own charm imo. Maybe other people will say otherwise because I'm sure alot of people like Crisis Core but I personally find it boring and I regret playing it because it added nothing of substance to me other than thinking yeah I guess Aerith and Zack are kinda cute but the chemistry is still lacking imo. I'll miss the battle system but I won't miss the encounter rate and hearing activating combat mode every 5 steps.

[ptergwen]

hi val, i loved can’t get close so much. i’m so excited that you have your requests open. can you please do a fic with clingy puppy peter energy again where petey is just a sweet cuddly baby at a friendgroup sleepover fighting for his life cause he’s having to constantly share the readers attention with everyone else and he’s just a pouty baby but then he just gives up on being a sweet beb and turns into a chaotic horny devil to get readers attention lol. thank you <3

requests & asks | blurb masterlist | main masterlist

warnings: 18+, suggestiveness, language, mentions of drinking, and implied smut

a/n: thank you lovely! since this fit so well i decided to make it a little continuation of can’t get close but it can totally be read as a stand alone too! keep the requests coming y’all, happy reading <3

“those are the rules, peter. boys out there, girls in here.”

“well, the rules suck. who made them?”

“i did.”

your friends are staying the night because it’s late and everyone has been drinking, which is the perfect excuse for a sleepover. you’ve decided to split it so that you, liz, mj, and betty sleep in your room. you thought peter, harry, and ned could take the living room, but peter would rather be with you.

peter holds both your hands and swings them back and forth.

“ugh, y/n/n. you and your rules. why?”

“so there’s no funny business. you know ned and betty would go at it like rabbits.”

“you think liz and mj wouldn’t?”

“no, they have class. besides, someone’s gotta keep harry company.”

peter loops his arms around your waist, pouting out his bottom lip.

“but i wanna sleep with you.”

you laugh and take his hands again. he keeps his arms around you.

“your sex drive is out of control, tiger.”

“no, not like that. i mean, i’m not opposed, but i meant i wanna sleep in your bed.”

“why, you’re above the couch?”

“because i wanna be with you.”

you peck peter’s lips with a grin. he’s making his puppy eyes at you, and no matter how cute they are, he should know by now that they don’t work on you.

“i know, but some guy time would be good for you, and i need girl time.“

betty pops her head out of your bedroom door.

“y/n, c’mon! liz raided your bathroom for stuff to do facials.“

“that’s my cue. be right there, betts!”

peter tightens his arms around you.

“seriously? you’re such a baby.“

“your baby.”

“very cute, but let me go.”

“why can’t i just join you? i like facials.”

“so do them with ned and harry. you’ve gotta let me go now, peter.”

“nuh uh.”

“peter.”

it takes some effort, but you manage to pry peter off of you and free yourself from his arms. peter whines like the baby he is. you bite back a smile.

“i’ll see you later, okay?”

“fine. enjoy girl time.”

you connect your lips with his once more. peter tries to deepen the kiss. you slip away before he can and run off to your room, where your friends are waiting for you. you turn back to look at peter, smirking. he hears you and the rest of the girls giggling, then the door shuts behind you.

peter accepts his defeat and heads into the living room to join ned and harry.

harry sits in the middle of the couch with his arms spread out on either cushion. he sips a beer while ned searches for something on your tv.

“parker, there you are! leeds was just about to introduce me to star wars.”

“you’ve never seen star wars?”

peter sits down next to harry.

“nope, not a single one.”

“dude, that’s insane. they’re cult classics.”

“exactly what i said. harry, we’re about to change your life, bro.”

“i’m counting on it, leeds. hit it.”

ned presses play on the movie. harry passes him his beer. ned takes a swig and offers it to peter, but he declines.

peter and ned answer all of harry’s questions about star wars, which are numerous, but they don’t mind. it’s always nice when someone appreciates their star wars knowledge. harry and ned get easily invested in the movie. as much as peter loves it, his mind is elsewhere.

he keeps hearing laughter and squeals coming from your room, and he can make out every single one that comes from you.

what he’d give to be in there.

“you know what the girls were doing earlier? facials.”

“oh, shit. for real? that’s kinky.”

“not those kinds of facials, ned. the ones with face masks.”

“no, leeds is right. girls do kinky shit at sleepovers. sheesh, if only we could see what they were up to.”

that gives peter an idea.

“who says we can’t?”

the three of them tiptoe to your room, lead by peter. he puts a finger to his lips to signal ned and harry to be quiet. ned is behind him, and harry is behind ned. peter opens up your door a crack and peeks in.

liz is doing betty’s hair while she reads a magazine, mj is drawing, and you’re coloring in her work.

yeah, super kinky.

“i can’t see,” ned whispers. “you’re not missing much,” harry replies.

“peter, why do you get to be in the front? i’m the shortest.”

“because it was my idea.”

“so what?”

“so shut up.”

peter leans in to get a better look at you. you’re lying on the floor, on your stomach, tongue stuck out in concentration as you color. you’ve changed into pajamas, one of peter’s shirts. he absolutely swoons at that.

“what’s betty doing?”

“quiet, leeds. you’re gonna get us caught.”

“yeah, ned. be quiet.”

“will someone just tell me what’s going on?”

peter looks inside again, but none of you are there.

“they’re gone.”

“huh?”

“how?”

“i don’t know, they’re just gone. maybe they-“

the door opens up, and peter falls forward. liz has her hand on the doorknob. the rest of you are beside her. she puts her hands on her hips, glaring down at peter, then up at harry and ned.

“boys.”

ned and harry exchange a look.

“this was your idea, pete. you’re on your own.”

“what?”

“yeah, i’m with harry. sorry!”

the two of them run back to the living room, leaving peter to deal with all four of your wraths. he smiles awkwardly at you.

“this isn’t what it looks like.”

“were you spying on us?” betty asks. “perv,” mj adds.

“okay, it’s exactly what it looks like. but i can explain.”

“start talking,” liz says.

you extend a hand to help peter up, a smirk playing on your lips. he takes it and gets to his feet. heat rushes to his cheeks as he meets your eyes.

“i missed you.”

“really? that’s all you’ve got?” mj scoffs.

peter nods. you chuckle and pinch one of his blushing cheeks.

“that’s sweet, tiger. but spying on us isn’t cool. go back to the boys.”

“but i-“

“you heard her,” betty echoes.

she crosses her arms. liz shoves peter, and he stumbles back into the doorway.

“y/n, do something!”

you shrug. mj presses her lips into a sarcastic smile and slams the door in peter’s face, then the four of you continue as you were.

peter, ned, and harry finish the rest of star wars. they put on the next one after that, seeing as they have nothing better to do. ned and harry share the rest of the beer, which makes them sleepy. they eventually end up passing out. their heads are rested against the other’s, both snoring.

so much for guy time.

screw it, peter wants to see you, and he has one more trick up his sleeve that he knows you can’t resist.

liz is asleep on mj’s shoulder. mj is still awake, but her eyes are barely open. betty is curled up under your covers. you’re about to head to bed yourself when you hear knocking at your door. you pad over to the door and open it. not to your surprise, it’s peter.

“who is it? the perv?” mj asks through a yawn. “yup. be right back,” you say.

you leave your room and shut the door behind you. peter grins widely, too widely.

“what is it now, peter?”

“nothing. i just came to say goodnight.”

“okay, goodnight.”

you turn to go back in your room, but peter grabs you by your waist. he slides his hands down to your hips and inches his way closer to you, so close your lips are almost touching.

“could i get a goodnight kiss?”

“you don’t have to ask.”

with that, peter kisses you softly. he backs you against your door and lets his hands move lower and lower down your body. you giggle against his lips, pushing him back by his shoulders.

“nice try, tiger. but i’m going to bed.”

peter ignores you and kisses down your neck. his hands travel underneath your shirt.

“i love it when you wear my clothes, y’know. it’s so hot.”

“doesn’t take much to get you going.”

peter runs his fingers up and down your sides. the feeling of his warm hands on your bare skin sends shivers down your spine. he tugs on either end of your panties, leaving a kiss on your collarbone. his dark eyes lock with yours as he presses himself against you. you can feel him through his sweatpants, prompting that familiar ache in your core. you instinctively buck your hips.

“you either, angel.”

he’s right, you’re too worked up now to go to sleep. you need him. you roll your eyes, but give in.

“bathroom, now.”

you hurry into the bathroom and turn on the light. peter smiles in satisfaction. you pull him inside by the collar of his shirt, locking the door behind him.

[sukirichi]

— out of reach | gojo x reader

request: Girllllll I just read your jealous gojo fic and my heart went 📈📈📈📈💥💥💥 youre now one of my fav writers 🙏🧎‍♀️And the spicy parts 😫😫😫 💖 If your asks are still open, could I please request a fic where GOJO has a size kink 🥺🥺🥺 my 5’1 ass is obsessed with that shizzzz 

pov: you’re gojo’s childhood friend and roommate – which leads to utter chaos – or perhaps utter bliss?

warnings: size kink, lots of teasing, lots of cursing, dirty talk, choking (probably not in the way you think), body worship, lots of size difference scenes, slight manhandling, overstimulation, thigh fucking, vaginal sex, unprotected sex (don’t do this irl guys) + unedited fic :D

notes: idk what happened here LMAOOO but i loved writing this one because i’m short as hell too lol. thanks for this request anon, i hope you like it! <3

word count: 10.5k

masterlist ! 

If you’re going to be honest, having Gojo as a roommate is something completely unexpected.

Not only are you two from entirely different worlds – him as a jujutsu sorcerer and you as an average human who can’t see curses – but he’s also just someone who is entirely out of your league. He’s respected and looked up to in his field of work, while half of your co-workers don’t even know your name, much less notice you in function parties where you mostly just nibble on sushi before calling it a day and turning back home.

You and Gojo met in elementary school. You could tell from the way he’s surrounded by servants and stern looking adults, firm hands on his small shoulders, that he was different from everyone else.

Apparently, he comes from one of the three big clans in the jujutsu world or whatever. You honestly don’t care about any of that, because Gojo refuses to act maturely about his role in the clan. You still remember how quiet he was on the first day of school, never smiling and keeping to himself despite your persuasion to eat lunch with him or play with him after school in the courtyard.

You miss that Gojo Satoru – the quiet, serious kid who was far too gentle in his actions yet firm in his words and beliefs. When you were still a little girl, you admired how he seemed older than his age, a wistful look in those azure blue eyes of his that you’ve always loved.

To you, Gojo Satoru was your hero. You’ve always been one of the shortest kids in class, and it didn’t help that you really loved pigtails all the way until middle school that made you an easy target from immature people who’s being hit way too fast by puberty and growing each passing day. You never minded your short stature because really, it’s just height, but you couldn’t ignore how your confidence dwindled each day when they called you several array of nicknames.

Too shy to fight back, you’d laugh it off or force a smile.

Gojo wasn’t having any of it. He’d break his silence and immediately pull you to his side (which only made things worse because Gojo was one of the tallest kids in class, further emphasizing how small you are right next to him) before threatening to smack the kids right in the face.

The threat should be enough to land him detention, but because he’s Gojo Satoru, the golden kid everyone loved, they took his word seriously.

At the age of eleven, you started seeing your best friend as your knight in shining armour. Gojo basked in this, growing protective and always glaring at whoever snickered when you walked past them. Sometimes he even bared his teeth to hiss at them, which was honestly so ridiculous now that you think about, though the message – the threat – always came across loud and clear.

So yeah, you love Gojo, you still do.

Years flew by and the two of you grew apart due to work and also as a part of growing up. You still kept in contact, messaging each other once a month to ask the other how they’re doing. His work kept him extremely busy though, and Gojo didn’t want you involved in the dangers of what he’s doing, so he makes sure to keep a safe distance.

Until six months ago, you hear a banging on your door. You’re just about ready to throw hands because your former roommate moved out to live with her stoner boyfriend, leaving you to shoulder all the bills and responsibilities of maintaining a two man apartment.

A sneer forms on your lips as you swing the door open, a scowl already on your face. You assumed it was your roommate who returned to get the pair of lace panties they left in their room, but instead, your childhood friend stands before you, taller (seriously, how has he not stopped growing?) and definitely a lot hotter than the last time you saw him.

One thing leads to another, and now it feels like there was never such distance between the two of you with how easily you both fell back into a comfortable – yet chaotic – rhythm and routine of being each other’s roommate.

Not that you mind, of course. Gojo’s definitely changed a lot from when you were kids. He’s no longer that stiff or sensitive when it comes to others. In fact, it seems like he loosens up a lot more with age, because you can barely recognize the man living under the same roof with you now.

For one thing, Gojo is loud. Like really talkative, won’t shut the fuck up and speaks like he’s in a screaming contest with someone. It doesn’t matter if you’re taking an important phone call or sleepwalking at three in the morning to pee, Gojo is always creating some sort of ruckus.

You’d never admit it out loud, but you loved it. You love him.

He’s definitely a lot more enthusiastic and fun to be with now that both of you have grown up, or in Gojo’s case, simply aged. His maturity reversed backwards because it feels like you’re taking care of a little kid.

Not only does his body clock is practically non-existent, he’s also horrible when it comes to taking care of himself and being punctual with work.

Fortunately for him, you love him, and you both leave for work at the same time. You always wake up earlier to prepare breakfast so you’d both have energy to start the day – although you highly doubt there’s really anything that depletes his endless source of one.

Sleepily walking through the kitchen with your fist rubbing at your eyes, you rummage through the refrigerator for some eggs when you realize there’s none.

Huh, you think to yourself, scratching your scalp. You’re sure that Gojo went grocery shopping last week since it’s his chore to do the outside stuff like buying groceries and throwing thrash, so where did it go?

You open shelf by shelf, checking each corner and shoving cans aside to look for the tray. With a glare, you stand on your tiptoes to pull the pantry open, only to have your mouth fall aghast because it’s all there – right at the back where you can’t reach it!

Fucking Satoru, you grit your teeth while heaving your body up onto the counter. It’s a struggle because not only are your muscles still half asleep, but because the shelf is right in your face, and if you’re not careful enough, you could hit it right with your face and fall over. Of fucking course you know Satoru did this to make fun of you – and now you retract your statement over your best friend.

It’s all a lie.

He’s a pain in the ass. Why do you even bother cooking for him and letting him live literally just a room away when you know he won’t stop pulling shit like this?

Because, the nagging voice in your head tries to mock, he’s your best friend and you can’t really say no to him. This makes you huff as you carefully pull the tray towards you, hooking two fingers at the edge while your other palm grips at the end of the counter for support. No thanks to your short limbs, you’re practically hogging the shelf by now in an attempt to reach it. You look ridiculous, that’s for sure, and you make a mental note to keep Satoru’s windows open tonight so he freezes to death –

“Aw, cupcake,” a sing-song voice emerges from the other side of the room. “You look so adorable. You should’ve woke me up if you need my help.”

“Fuck off, Satoru,” you flip him off. The man only laughs, the rambunctious sound echoing off the walls. It’s way too early in the morning and he’s already so damn loud; something builds up at the back of your head out of frustration already. His grin only gets wider when you finally got the eggs and clutch it your chest, setting it down on the counter while wiping your sweat away from your face. “Freeloader,” you mutter under your breath, ignoring him when he happily skips over to you.

“Ouch,” he places a palm over his chest, although you both know he’s never really affected by anything. “So what’s for breakfast today? You?”

“You know, I can kick you out anytime I want. I’m being extremely nice even going as far to cook you breakfast before you leave for work, so don’t test my patience.”

“Exactly, my best friend is so kind,” Satoru grows the audacity to rest his arm on your head. This triggers a reflexive response from you; shoulders tensing up and hands curling into fists beside you. “I would totally date her if she wasn’t such a temperamental little devil,” you nearly stab him with a fork with his statement, which he thinks he’s being so sly for but you heard it, and you’re most definitely not pleased with it. “Okay, I’m kidding! I’m going to go shower now!”

You roll your eyes at him and heat the pan over with some oil, muttering under your breath that you’re really going to kick him out soon. As if things couldn’t get worse – as if Satoru couldn’t get any worse – he smacks your backside in the process before darting to the showers.

“Gojo Satoru!”

“Morning, best friend, love ya!”

You were right. He is a pain in the ass.

“You don’t always have to walk me to work.”

“I know.”

“So why’re you still here? I’m not a little kid anymore,” Contrary to your words, you stick closer to Satoru when the morning rush of workers and students begin to crowd the streets. Your best friend notices this with a small smile, his hand resting on the small of your back. “Don’t even try, Satoru.”

“I wasn’t saying anything.”

“I know that look on your face,” you fiddle with the buttons of your uniform, sighing when Satoru follows you inside the bus after tapping your phone for two seats. It’s not a surprise to you anymore that most of your expenses are spent by him, for him, and he lazily sprawls his long limbs across the seat before you pulling you down right next to him.

As much as you hate this man, especially because he smirks at the attention he’s receiving from women – even men – in the bus, you have to admit he’s warm and smells damn good. You bite the inside of your cheeks, looking around in slight self-consciousness before inching a little closer, just to feel his warmth. He’s comforting – irrationally so – so you set your bag between the both of you to keep your sanity. “If you keep doing this, Principal Yaga might fire your ass because you’re never on time.”

“Trust me, cupcake, he won’t. I’m too valuable for that.”

How you saw that coming – you can’t tell anymore. The bus ride is relatively quiet and eventless, with you dozing off every now and then because you’re never a morning person. Thankfully, Satoru is more respectful this time around, lolling your head until it drops to his shoulder. After that, he snakes his arm around your waist before resting it on your thigh as a way to say you don’t have to head bang every damn second and just sleep.

On any other occasion, you would’ve hated it. You always look so small whenever you’re in Satoru’s presence. It doesn’t help that he’s long and lanky, either, his slender fingers effortlessly caressing your thigh while almost your entire body is flushed next to him. But right now, he’s too warm, too soft, and you’re too tired that for just a little bit, you allow yourself to relax.

A beeping wakes you up a moment later. Opening your eyes, you push yourself off Satoru when you see an old lady reaching for the handles. No one gave up their seats for her even as the bus driver asked her to find a seat lest she’d fall.

“Grandma, here, take my seat—” You’re about to stand up and offer it to her when Satoru tugs you by the wrist. Because of your small, wobbly composure, pulling you to him takes little to no effort. You end up on his lap, sitting on him as if you’re nothing but a small, dainty schoolbag. Satoru is clearly enjoying this because you feel him breathily laugh on the back of your neck, charming – annoyingly so – as he gestures to the now empty spot beside him.

“It’s no worries, Grandma. She’ll be fine,” he gestures to you, patting your head like you’re some puppy. “Please, take a seat. The bus is already moving.”

“Satoru, get off me,” You wriggle yourself from his hold, which only ends up in wasted effort because this big oaf doesn’t even budge. He even bounces you on one of his thighs, and you dig your nails into his arms as a silent plead for him to stop. He ignores this, ignores your small whines and the apparent embarrassment that has you debating whether to punch him or hide yourself in the safety of his uniform.

“She’s a feisty little one, isn’t she?”

The old lady watches the two of you banter, giggling behind her wrinkled hands. “You’re an adorable couple.”

“I think so too!”

“You’re so going to pay for this, Satoru,” you grumble, face planted onto your palms. This is it – the worst day of your life. It’s even worse because despite your protests, you have to admit his lap is actually comfortable. You’ve already known this before after countless times of cuddling with Satoru during movie nights, but its different when you’re both out in public. It feels...oddly intimate and maybe even romantic when he rubs soothing circles at your back, almost as if apologizing for this event. Most of all, you just hate the way something pools beneath your stomach at having him so close to you like this. “This is so embarrassing. I’m practically crushing you with my weight.”

“Please, cupcake, you barely weigh anything. I could easily lift you off with just my finger,” when you elbow him in the chest, Satoru only laughs, raising both hands up in surrender. “Okay, okay, I’m sorry, I’ll stop teasing.”

You give up. No one seems to be paying much attention to any of you anyway, so you sigh, letting yourself hide in the crook of his neck as you watch the city pass through the windows. Your body moves as his chest rises and falls from his breathing, the movement oddly comforting. It’s embarrassing – it really is – but at least the grandma was comfortable until Satoru drops you off near your building.

“You don’t have to walk me all the way there.”

“Why not? You don’t want people to see us together or something?”

“No,” you stare at him from the corner of your eye. It’s no secret Satoru is attractive. This bastard knows it too, judging from the way he confidently and arrogantly swaggers next to you, hands shoved deep in his pockets as he walked with no care in the world. “My co-workers keep asking me for your number every time I tell them we’re not dating. It’s getting annoying at this point how they go Satoru this and Satoru that.”

“Am I hearing it right? Is cupcake jealous?”

“I’m not jealous, I’m disgusted,” you correct, “They don’t know how much of a pain you are to have around. They’re so focused with your looks that they completely overlook the fact you can’t even wash your dirty underwear!”

Satoru frowns at this, pointing his finger to you as if you’ve accused him of a huge crime. “Hey, I wash my underwear.”

“Yeah and last time you did, you mixed it with whites! My work uniform turned a stupid shade of blue! Now I can’t picture the colour of your boxers out of my head and it’s giving me a headache!”

“Wow, Y/N,” the smirk on his face and the sudden drop of nicknames lets you know you’ve said something wrong. Even behind his blindfold, you could tell his eyes are just sparkling with amusement. He’s enjoying this way too much. “I never thought you’d ever picture my boxers. I mean, I don’t mind showing it to you if you ask nicely—”

“Ugh, you’re so hopeless. I’m going to work.”

Gojo laughs when you jog away from him. He catches up with you in a matter of seconds, only having to take a few steps forward before he’s right beside you again. You’re unsure if you should be annoyed it’s so easy for him to always be right next to you, and how he almost always is right next to you while you prefer running away. It muddles with your heart and mind so much you pinch the bridge of your nose, trying not to be swayed by the sickeningly sweet sound of his laughter. “I can’t pick you up later, okay? I might work overtime!” (that’s a lie since Gojo prefers shopping and sightseeing)

Both of you know that’s a lie. Gojo never works overtime. He’s going to work for a few hours and so and call playing around with his students as “on-hand learning” before he goes shopping for stupid souvenirs and wild-flavoured mochis, then end his day by sightseeing and coming back home.

“Wasn’t expecting you to,” you mumble, waving goodbye to him as the office doors close. Slowly, Satoru’s grin and enthusiastic farewell fades into view until nothing but the pale, silver walls of your office greets you.

Funny how you claim to hate this man so much, yet the moment he’s out of sight, everything becomes dull and pointless.

It’s an absolutely shitty day. Your equally shitty boss blames you for something you didn’t even do, all because his incompetent secretary – who you’re sure he’s sleeping with – lost this month’s report and claimed she handed it to you last week when you’re not involved in that kind of work. Logic doesn’t come by them because your boss publicly humiliates and scolds you, calling you all kinds of names until tears are streaming down your face.

You slam the door shut the moment you get home, kicking your shoes off as you head straight to your room. You don’t bother taking your makeup off anymore as you change into a loose shirt and floral cotton shirts, padding to the kitchen after seeing Satoru is well nestled into the couch.

At least someone’s had a good day.

Seeing as the sink is empty, he probably hasn’t eaten dinner. This makes you sigh, because when will he ever learn to look after himself? He’s literally like a child.

Satoru pauses whatever he’s watching before he hovers over you, head tilted to the side as he gazes at you with curiosity. You ignore him and begin to set down some bowls and chopsticks for dinner, all the while Satoru is studying every inch of your tightly pulled face. “Bad day?” he concludes.

“Hmm.”

“Bad day it is then,” he nods to himself. “I can cook dinner, if you want.”

“And have you burn my apartment? No thanks,” you scoff, pushing him aside to retrieve the pans when you see that he’s placed them above again, even after you’ve reminded countless times to just leave it near the holders in the sink. “Ugh, why do you keep putting the pans in this shelf? You know I can’t reach this. I’ve had enough with you pulling pranks on me, and don’t think I’ve forgotten you placed my shampoo above the shower head today, you idiot,” you snarl and hop over the counter again to get the pans, trying your best to fight back the tears that are threatening to fall. “You’re really bothersome, you know that?”

“Then why don’t you kick me out?” he challenges, completely oblivious to how you’re struggling – both physically and emotionally. “You always complain about me being a nuisance here, but you’re not really doing anything to keep me out.”

“Because where else would you go?”

“Technically, I have a room back at the Institute.”

“Yeah, but because you’re so stupid and reckless that you got kicked out of your own home,” you spat out, and you watch as Satoru raises a brow at your statement. Banter is common between the both of you, but something about the intensity of your gaze lets him know you’re serious this time around. “I don’t even know how Yuuji puts up with you. That poor Megumi is right when he says you’re insufferable. You’re good for nothing!”

Satoru scoffs, “Fine, if you hate me that much, why didn’t you just say so earlier? I could easily pack my bags and go since I’m just making everything harder—” Satoru doesn’t get to finish what he’s saying when your hand over the counter that acts as support slips under you, and you fall, legs bent awkwardly while you scream, preparing yourself for the impact. The pan is long forgotten, your only thought was oh my god, so this is how I die.

But it never came, and you keep your eyes shut tight even as warm hands cup your ass. Satoru is breathing hard under you. Finally gaining the courage to crack an eye open, your breath halts when you see that he’s sitting on the floor, with you safely nestled between him.

Satoru has always had pretty eyes, but it’s rare he takes off his blindfold off even when he’s home. This is one of those rare occurrences that he seems like a normal human, dressed in a gray sweatshirt that hands low from his collarbones and magnetic blue eyes staring right back at you. His touch is gentle, almost as if he’s afraid to hurt you, and his voice that is usually loud and teasing comes out breathy and hesitant.

“Are you okay?”

Your gaze drops down to his lips. He’s close, so close, that if you just lean a little closer you could – you snap out of your daze. “Get off me.”

“Cupcake, you’re the one who’s on top of me,” his voice falls an octave lower, eyes flitting down to your clothing – or rather the lack of it – before Satoru takes a deep breath. “Did you really have to wear that?”

“I have the right to wear whatever I want in the comfort of my own home.”

“I wasn’t complaining,” he raised a brow, this time completely in control of himself as he gazes back up at you with a burning gaze. You see nothing but the way one corner of his lips tilt up, almost teasing, and he looks so much like a shit-eater that you feel heat crawl down your spine.

You push yourself off him but your bent foot behind you slips, and you fall forward with your hands clutching his strong shoulders. Satoru catches your leg behind you, drags it forward until your knee is pressed in between one of your warmth, very much still enjoying the way you wriggle away from his hold. He knows his effect on you – but you deny this wholeheartedly.

“Careful, cupcake. This isn’t a slip and slide.”

“I hate you so much,” you bare your teeth at him, slapping his chest until he finally lets go of you. Turning your back to him, you pick up the pan and begin preparing your dinner, muttering curses under your breath as you heat up the stove. “I’m kicking you out tomorrow.”

“Why not now?”

“Eat your damn dinner first.”

Dinner after that is awkward. Although Gojo is someone who can wolf down his meal in three seconds, he takes his time in eating to start conversation with you. Sometimes he asks decent questions like how your day was or he’d talk about something stupid, but he’s quiet the whole time. He even volunteers to do the dishes before retreating to his room, coating the house in silence.

It almost feels like you’re all alone over again.

You’ve gotten so used to him being an utter mess everywhere that when he’s not trying to piss you off and actually giving you the much needed peace, you begin to hate it. Memories of the rude things you’ve said to him a while ago play and in your head, and you bang your head against the wall repeatedly.

How are you supposed to apologize to Satoru now?

The answer doesn’t come until you stare at your walls, wide awake at midnight. The house is still eerily silent and you don’t stop shuffling around your bed in discomfort. Many times, you wished that Satoru would shut up and leave you alone, but now that he’s actually done that, it feels weird. Uncomfortable. It feels wrong.

With a grunt, you kick off the sheets and carefully tread to his room, knocking lightly in case he’s already sleeping. “Satoru?” you call out, fidgeting with the hem of your shirt. “Are you awake?”

You’ve seen Satoru angry as kids before, but what would he be like now? Would he still want to be your friend? Would he still annoy you by hiding your things somewhere you can’t reach? Or would he be the who is now out of reach? If he leaves...who’s going to walk you to work? Who’s going to complain he doesn’t want to do groceries but buys you things you don’t ask for but want anyway? Who’s going to keep teasing the living daylights out of you if not him?

All these thoughts claw at the back of your mind until your bottom lip trembles. You hate how weak you feel; how you’re never careful with your words.

You never meant it when you said all that.

Your train of thought is cut off when the door swings open, revealing an equally tired-looking Satoru. At the sight of you peering up at him with glossy eyes, he pushes the door wider and steps closer to you, his large hands cupping your face as he leans down in worry. “Cupcake,” his brows pinch together, “Did something happen? Is something wrong?”

“I just wanted to apologize for everything I said,” you blurt out, “I was just tired from work and my boss was being shitty, so I wasn’t totally myself that time and I’m really sorry I took my anger out on you. I didn’t mean it when I said you’re insufferable and that I’m kicking you out so – yeah,” you breathe out, trailing your gaze downwards to stare at your feet instead. It’s difficult to look him in the eye right now. When you finally gain courage to speak again, it barely comes out as a whimper, your hands delicately tugging at his shirt. “Please stay. I like having my best friend around here.”

Satoru doesn’t answer.

You’re about to look up at him just in case you’ve said something wrong, or worse, he refuses to forgive you, but then – “Yeah, I know you wouldn’t kick me out. You’re too much of a darling to say no to me.”

Sigh. Satoru laughs when he sees your shoulders deflate, absolutely shattered in exhaustion. Hiding your smile to now show him you’re relieved, you punch his chest that really feels like a fly had accidentally flew into him. “Way to ruin the mood, Satoru. And here I thought I could have a serious conversation with you for once.”

“Apology accepted,” he beams, tilting your chin upwards so you could look at him. Even in the darkness of his room, his eyes glow, leaving you hypnotized in its beauty. “Plus, I think I’m the one who should apologize. You’re right; I haven’t been the best roommate and I am a freeloader,” he scratches the side of his head in thought. “But I do buy you food all the time though.”

“Yeah, with my money,” you counter, but you don’t really care anymore at this point. You’re beyond elated you’re both fine now, and you shyly gesture to his big, warm bed that suddenly looks so comfortable. “Can I stay here for tonight?”

“You want Satoru’s bear hug?”

“Yes, I do.” There’s no hesitation in your words and you don’t complain anymore when he easily picks you up like a ragdoll using only one arm. He’s surprisingly gentle when he places you both down on the bed, sheets warm and soft as it blankets over you.

It would be perfect – except it’s so damn awkward.

Gojo’s long limbs are everywhere. Your face is pressed into his chest, both your legs tangled together. His arm is sprawled over the curve of your hip, his hand nearly grazing your ass that’s barely covered by the thin material of your shorts, but if he shifts, he’ll end up cupping the back of your thighs which is equally uncomfortable.

He seems to be stuck in the same position because you’re so small, and your knees are grazing his groin. Had he known you’re going to sleep with him, he would’ve worn underwear or even boxers under his sweatpants.

He’s never told you before, but he prefers to sleep in the nude. Satoru only picked up the nearest pair of pants when he heard you knock, and even then, he didn’t have the time to wear a shirt.

Your breath is hot on his skin and he’s so sensitive and aware of all your movements. Satoru clears his throat awkwardly, shifting until his arm lightly holds your back instead, but then he pulls away as if he’s touched fire when he’d unknowingly fiddled with your bra clasp instead. It’s so painfully awkward that Satoru chuckles above you, while you scrunch your nose, silently praying to the heavens above that he won’t hear how loud your heart is beating right now.

“Why is it so hot in your own room?”

“Maybe it’s time you get me an AC.”

“You wish, Satoru,” you mumble beneath him, making yourself as comfortable as you can with your cheek resting on his bicep. It’s not the softest pillow considering he’s pretty muscular, but he’s warm and smells like mint spice nevertheless. “You’re really not going to put on a shirt?”

Satoru sighs, a long and loud one that is extended for dramatic purposes. Suddenly, he pushes your knee off of him, grimacing and thanking the darkness that you can’t see how much he’s struggling right now. “Cupcake, this is hard for me as much as it is for you. You’re barely wearing anything.”

“Since when have you cared about what I wear?”

“I’m a man, Y/N,” is what he reasons with, “You’re lucky it’s me. Had it been someone else and you crawled into their bed wearing these—” Satoru pinches the waistband of your shorts, and you squeal in protest, only making him laugh afterwards before he lets it go and the material snaps back at your skin, “—poor excuse of what you call shorts, I can’t guarantee they’ll give you a peaceful night.”

You know exactly what he’s trying to hint at. Still, it’s hard to believe that Satoru is capable of seeing you that way.

It’s not that you feel you’re unattractive. You know you’re pretty and have been out on many dates, but it’s easy to feel that you’re not sexy when you have the height of a thirteen year old and you’ve been constantly chastised about it.

Satoru’s not-compliment compliment has your heart skipping a beat, and you scoff in response. “Shut up,” you warn lamely, “I want to sleep.”

“Then let’s sleep, cupcake.” You don’t know if it’s because you’re utterly exhausted that you doze off seconds later or if Satoru’s words just held power in them, but soon all thoughts of anything unwanted drifts out the window, his arms keeping you close, completely safe and sound until the worst nightmares couldn’t even come close.

Hot. It’s extremely hot.

You crack an eye open to try and find the source of this uncomfortable heat, but you freeze when you realize you can’t feel your muscles from the chin down. Panic rises in your throat once you see the current predicament you’re in, and a scream rips through your throat so loud that the birds outside scurry away in a flurry.

You’re wrapped in Satoru’s blanket and comforter, rendering you unable to move because of how he’d treated you like a burrito wrap. Even your toes are captured inside this hell, and only your head is able to wriggle side to side.

“Satoru!”

The culprit comes out of the shower a split second later, his hair dripping wet and only a towel hanging low from his lips. If you weren’t so hell-bent on killing him, you would’ve been speechless at the way water drips from his hair down to the curves of his abs, going down down down into a place only your darkest imaginations could take you.

Satoru bends over in laughter as he whips out his phone, jumping from angle to angle and side to side to take photos of you. “Fuck,” he howls, slapping his thigh while you snarl in an attempt to break free. “You’re a lot cuter than I thought you’d be.”

“Satoru! Get me out of here!”

“No, this is way too gold. I’m sending these to my students.”

“Satoru, I’m serious!” The devil incarnate himself falls deaf to your please.

Maybe it’s because the violent intent has coursed through your veins so strongly that a surge of energy and strength overcomes you, and soon, you’ve rolled out of the blanket. The fresh air nipping at your heated skin is most welcomed, but right now, you had a mission to fulfil: obliterate Gojo Satoru.

The platinum haired man is still laughing to himself, too distracted in scrolling through the best photos to send to his students that he doesn’t notice you escaping and zooming straight right at him.

The momentum is enough to catch him off guard until you end up on top of him, short arms clawing your way through to snatch his phone. Satoru yelps when his phone lands out into the living room and your hands come down to choke him. You don’t have plans to kill him, but you want to hurt him enough to remind him you’re not someone he can fuck with.

You’ve just about had enough of this man and you’re so sick of him!

Satoru yells out a “Hey!” when you let out a battle cry, using your legs to kick him back when he tries to sit up. Your plan backfires when your hands slip down his wet skin and you fall face forwards, hands barely touching the ground for support when your lips come crashing down on his.

He stills underneath you. It takes a moment for you to realize that holy shit, you’re kissing him and his lips are so soft that has you scrambling back, but Satoru doesn’t let you.

His large hand comes up at the back of your neck to pull you forward. The sudden movement makes you gasp, and Satoru slips his tongue inside when you do so. You no longer remember how you got here or try to make sense of what’s going on, because he feels so good, tastes so good that you bury your nails in his hair while he ravishes your mouth.

You’re so tiny that his hand cups your entire buttcheek almost possessively, a low growl emanating deep in his throat when your tongue eagerly intertwines with his. Satoru tastes like heaven and everything about the kiss is sloppy – tongue clashing with one another and teeth nibbling at the other’s lips. It’s clear both of you can’t get enough of one another as you moan in his mouth, shamelessly grinding on his crotch, suddenly thankful that you’re always wearing thin clothes when you feel him harden underneath you.

“Fuck, baby,” he pulls away to breathe, a string of saliva connecting the both of you. “Yeah, just like that,” There’s something empowering about the way he pants at your ministrations, especially when you roll your hips faster across his erection. “Keep going, baby, you’re doing – fuck – so well.”

You smirk at his praises, latching your teeth on his neck to suck marks on them. Satoru groans at the same time you muffle your moans through his skin, his hands sliding under your shirt to tug the cups of your bra down. You nearly lose it when he pinches your nipple, bolts of electricity running down your spine at the contact. A moan breaks through your lips just as you come right there and then, the wetness of your sudden orgasm barely hidden in your flimsy underwear.

“Feel good?” he teases and drags your shirt down to the other side, but the post-nut clarity hits. And when it does, it hits hard.

Fuck. You just came from Satoru’s simple touches, and he’s so unsatisfied, still painfully hard underneath you but nothing but panic and regret washes over you like a strong tidal wave. Suddenly, you grow lightheaded as you push yourself off him, fixing your bra while ignoring the confused and hurt look on his face.

“I gotta go to work,” you run out the room, feeling your body tremble as Satoru runs after you. “Make yourself breakfast. I’ll eat on the way out.”

“Y/N, wait!”

You know you’ve just ruined everything – that nothing will ever be the same after that – but you’re scared, utterly and remorsefully so, that you slam the door right in his face as if you don’t have any idea how much you broke him.

You’ll never forget the way Satoru’s face fell when you left.

Just as you thought, nothing is the same after that. The tension is so thick around the apartment you make an effort and go out of your way just to avoid him and the apartment completely.

It’s cowardly – you know this much – but do you ever try to fix the friendship you cherish but shattered completely? You don’t. You don’t because it only crashes down onto you now that maybe your feelings for him aren’t just platonic, after all. It’s even worse because you touch yourself at the thought of him filling you up when he’s asleep, all because you want him so bad and the mere presence of him has your brain malfunctioning.

It isn’t entirely sexual either. Yes, you want to fuck him badly, but it scares you down to the core even more because you want so much more than that.

Now you understand why you always say he’s a bother but never asked him to leave. It’s because you like him, actually romantically interested in him. It makes sense now why you always felt so annoyed whenever your co-workers asked for his number, or how you’re immediately pissed off when Satoru talks about this hot woman he saw at work. You always chalk it up to an excuse you just hate how he can’t keep in his pants, but it isn’t true at all.

It’s because you actually like him – and you’re at a loss on what to do or how to deal with it.

The next few days feels like hell. Satoru isn’t stupid; he knows you’re avoiding him. He stops teasing you eventually and even buys takeout all the time when you lock yourself up in your room right after work, refusing to cook dinner or even eat all so you’d be spared the torture of looking at him.

He’d knock at your door and ask you to eat, but other than that, he’s respected your distance.

You feel like the most terrible person on earth. You don’t miss the way dark circles line under his eyes or how he’s lost his spark, barely even speaking to you when you’ve come or about to leave for work.

You’re alone the whole ride, as well, and it only dawns on you how lonely you are when Satoru isn’t always annoying you all the time.

But it doesn’t make sense. Why is he so bothered by it? Didn’t he regret it? It’s painfully clear you’re not Satoru’s type. You’ve seen the women he dated before, and you’re not close to them so why does he seem like he’s struggling with this as well? Or maybe...he’s just sad that his friend is avoiding him.

Yeah, that has to be it.

Satoru is a man. He was probably turned on at that time, but after giving some thought about it, he probably wants to keep his distance too. He’d be insane if he ever actually wants to date you – his best friend out of all people – because he’s Gojo Satoru and he could literally have everyone else.

You don’t care that you’re a coward.

You don’t care that Satoru is sad to see you this way.

You don’t care because you know he’ll reject you, you know he’ll be weirded if you admit your feelings for him. To him, you’re like his little sister. There’s just no way you two would work out. For now, you have to get comfortable with the uncomfortable. You just need some time to get over your feelings for him, and when you’re confident you won’t fall for him again, you’ll mend your friendship.

You just need time.

“So, Y/N, you still don’t want to give us your friend’s number?”

“Yeah, Y/N, you should share it,” your co-worker encourages by jabbing her shoulder to yours. It’s a lazy Friday night and the staff went out for dinner. You don’t usually come to these hangouts since dinner with Satoru is always much more fun, but he’s the last person you want to think about now, so you happily join them. Now, though, you’re starting to regret ever coming here. “If he’s really single like you said, then it shouldn’t be a big deal to ask for it.”

“Well, since you want it so badly, why don’t you ask him directly for it instead?” you snap, feeling anger begin to trickle. All you wanted was just one day where you don’t have to think of him, but of course they had to bring him up. It’s also annoying how they can never seem to get the message across that you don’t want them dating him. “Why do I have to be the messenger?”

“We haven’t seen him much. Doesn’t he always walk you to work?”

“He’s been busy with his job, that’s all.” And also because I’m avoiding him – so now he’s avoiding me too.

“He’s a teacher, right?”

“Oh, come on, guys, don’t be so dense,” your senpai chugged her drink rather loudly, catching the attention of your nosy co-workers who wouldn’t stop pestering you for his number. “Look at how uncomfortable she looks. It’s obvious she doesn’t want you guys to be involved with her friend for a reason. Think of how weird it is for her too if ever her co-worker and best friend dated. She’s going to feel like a third wheel.”

“I’m not—”

“That makes sense,” your co-worker nodded beside you, “Are you sure you just don’t like him though?”

“Ew, why would I?” the food began to taste bitter through your lies, “He may be tall and attractive, but as his roommate, I’ve seen his ugly side. Satoru is a complete slob and can’t even cook to save his life.”

“I don’t mind cooking for him all the time if I were to be his little housewife.”

“That’s never gonna happen,” your words came out harsher than it was, and you laugh it off with a wave of your hand when your co-workers’ eyes widened. “I’ve been living with him for six months and he’s never brought anyone home or told me he’s going on a date. I told you already, he’s a no strings attached kind of guy. He’s nothing but a one night stand.”

“You have to admit he’s still sexy though.”

Right. You hide your groan through another shot because there’s no way of convincing them otherwise. As much as you hate to admit, you’re actually jealous on how freely they could talk about him like that, but then again, it’s not like you and Satoru were dating – or would ever date, for that matter.

They start to leave one by one when it starts to get late, leaving only you who’s still desperate to avoid Satoru. Nothing prepares you for when the sky darkens and a storm comes pouring just as you’ve left the closing shop, the rain drenching and soaking your clothes through and through. Running under the nearest tree for shelter, you shiver. It’s cold – way too cold – and curse yourself for not bringing a darned umbrella.

The nearest bus stop is like what, fifteen to twenty minutes away? Your teeth are chattering and your legs are shaking, and you fumble through your phone as you dial a number you know by heart before you even realize what you’re doing. “S-Satoru?”

“Y/N,” the surprise is unmasked in his voice, something shuffling in the background before it falls silent. “Is everything okay?”

“Uhm, are you busy right now? It’s fine if you are, I’m just—”

“I’m training with Yuuji, but what is it?”

“Listen, I,” you inhale sharply when coldness bursts through your body, making you shiver and press yourself closer to tree to get away from the rain. Above you, thunder crackles before the rain grows heavier and angrier. “I forgot to bring an umbrella and I’m absolutely soaked right now. The nearest bus stop is fifteen minutes away and all the buildings here look so shady—”

“I’ll be on my way. Text me where you are,” You nod and thank him, too cold and numb to realize you’ve just broken days of silence. You lose track of time under there, hugging yourself until your lips turn blue. It doesn’t take long before Satoru shows up minutes later, his hair equally drenched and sticking flat to his eyes free from his blindfold while he pants, hand on his knees. “Thank goodness you’re safe. I rushed here so fast I forgot to bring an umbrella.”

After seeing Satoru drenched like that, something snaps within you. He doesn’t seem bothered by the fact the rain is unforgiving as it slaps the pavement, and your heart breaks when you see that he’s more concerned for you – even after you’ve given him the silent treatment. “You idiot! Now you’re soaking wet too, you’re going to get sick!”

“Highly unlikely,” he shrugs. “Come on, let’s get you home.”

“But what about—” Satoru suddenly carries you before draping his coat over your head, running until he found a cab to hail. He immediately asks the driver to turn up the heater while you tremble on top of him, not caring anymore that you’re sticking so close to him for heat.

Satoru doesn’t let you go all the way inside the apartment. He sets you down on the couch where you take off your wet clothes in haste, too cold with teeth chattering that you silently take the hoodie and boxers Satoru offers you, making sure to keep his gaze averted the whole time. Once fully dressed, you snuggle back into the sofa’s comfort, stiffening when the couch dips beside you.

Not a moment later, Satoru towel-dries your hair, leaving your mouth and throat dry with guilt. Even after you’ve unnecessarily been a bitch to him, he’s still so kind with you.

“Thank you for coming.”

“Don’t mention it.”

“Satoru...” you twiddle with your thumbs just as he starts to ruffle the towel in your hair, making sure to squeeze water out of the strands as he dries it. “About what happened the other day—”

“It didn’t happen if you don’t want it to,” his voice is cold’ monotonous and so emotionless you’re rendered speechless. “You can forget about it.”

“I...”

“You regret it, right?” he’s done with drying your hair, and he stands up to place the wet towels in the sink as you watch him stride all the way there. He’s changed his clothes too; looking comfortable in a plain white shirt and some grey sweatpants, looking every bit the domestic boyfriend you’ve always wanted but can never have. “It’s fine. We can forget about it and go back to normal,” to emphasize his point, Satoru winks at you, though it does nothing but make your heart sink.

“What if I don’t want to forget it?” your voice is small; hesitant and wavering with fear. “What if...the only reason I pulled away is because I wanted more of you?”

Satoru’s back freezes as he sets the towel aside. At this point, your heart is pulsing on your tongue, and you dig your nails onto your thighs when Satoru sits down next to you, right next to you. He’s silent the whole time; eyes calculatedly piercing through yours. Your breath hitches when his hands that are burning hot against your cold skin cups your jaw before his thumb runs across your lips, his eyes turning dark at your reactions.

“And what if I said I felt the same way?”

“I,” you gasp, closing your eyes because it all feels so surreal. “I like you, Satoru. I like you a lot and I—” he doesn’t let you finish. Soon, you find yourself in his lap with his hands cupping your cheeks while he smashes his lips onto yours.

Satoru is absolutely feral. He’s breathing hard and almost angry, even, with the way his teeth are biting down to nibble on your lips. You moan when he drags you closer, your clothed centre rubbing on his thigh with delicious friction. “You have no idea,” he rasps down on your lips, “how much I’ve fucking liked you ever since we were kids,” Satoru pushes his hoodie aside, revealing your sweet neck to him, and he doesn’t waste his time in sucking and abusing the poor flesh so he can mark you as his. “I’ve always wanted you, Y/N, it’s always you, always you.”

You fist his hoodie when Satoru sinks his teeth down into the juncture of your neck, his hands curious and exploring every inch of your body. He knows you’re naked underneath his clothes, but it’s a different thing when he actually feels your breasts right on his palm. Satoru tweaks the hardened bud in his fingers, growling when you moan at the contact and use his thigh to get off.

“You—” you gasp as you expose your neck to him, wild and needy as you keep rubbing your heat over his thigh. “—talk way too fucking much,” you scold, finally pushing his lips away from your neck. Satoru chuckles at your eagerness but you silence him by flinging his boxers off of your body and somewhere far away, exposing your heat slick with arousal right in front of him. His pupils blow in excitement, hands coming up to grab at your hips, but his attention is taken away when you nibble on his ear to whisper, “Shut up and fuck me.”

The simple command is enough to make his patience snap. In a flash, you’re pinned underneath him, whining and moaning when his finger meets no resistance as he slips it inside. “You’re that needy, huh?” he laughs even louder when you lose it, humping yourself on his finger because it’s not enough.

“Satoru,” you beg, clutching his bicep when he adds another finger in. “More.”

His fingers are so long, hitting places that your small ones could never reach. He begins to scissor his way in, his fingers deliciously rubbing against your velvety walls while pumping them inside and out in a speed that causes you to squelch around him.

It’s absolutely lewd how you’re eagerly spread out before him, but your head is clouded with lust, no longer hindered by shyness out of your need to cum. Your chest is rising heavily, his thumb now rubbing against your clit as he coaxes you to cum. “Tell me what you want, baby,” he kisses your cheeks, eyelids, nose, anywhere but your lips, his voice so gentle and innocent as if he’s not knuckle deep inside you. “Tell me how you want me.”

“Inside,” you whine, gasping when he brushes against a really sensitive spot that has you clamping down on him. “‘Toru, fuck, just fuck me.”

“Beg for it,” he smiles against your skin, relentless and harsh as he keeps pushing inside you. You feel him everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Another finger adds in until you’re dripping enough on his palm and staining the couch, but neither of you care. “I said, beg for it.”

“No,” you hold back, nearly crying out when he pulls your fingers out of you. That sudden emptiness is back again, but you don’t want to beg. You’ve never begged another man before, and this won’t be the first time you’ll be doing so either. You refuse to let him have the upper hand despite the crystal clear fact you’re already soaking wet for him, but because you’re stubborn, you only fumble with his sweatpants to spring his cock free.

He’s already dripping with pre-cum from the slit, his cock hard and angry. Despite his arousal, Satoru stops you from going further, using only one hand to trap both your wrists. “Beg for it,” he demands again, his other fist already pumping down on his shaft.

You nearly cry at the sight. Both of you are aware that Satoru is capable of pleasuring himself, but it’s not that easy for you. Your small, dainty fingers will never be parallel to the pleasure his long cock could give you. All you had to do was beg for it. He’s right there, within reach, if only you’d just –

Impatient for your answer, Satoru takes you by the hips and discards your hoodie in the process, sinking you down his cock, inch by delicious inch. You don’t hold back from the sensual and high-pitched moan that leaves your lips. He’s long, and the tip of his cock just about brushes your cervix when he bottoms out. He feels so good, so warm and huge and filling you up right where you want him to be. Your head falls down on his shoulder as you begin to roll your hips, but Satoru has had enough.

“Fuck, look at you,” he presses on the bulge of his cock visible through your abdomen. “You’re so fucking small – how do you take me so well? I could ruin you. Do you want that? Do you want me to ruin you?”

“Yes, yes, fuck.”

“You think you can just leave me hanging like that, huh?” he slaps your ass, eliciting another moan from you and making you clench around his cock. Satoru falters for a moment. Before you can react, he stands up, your legs wrapped around his waist with nothing but his tip hitting inside you. “You’ve been so fucking mean – leaving me wanting you like that and ignoring me for days. Do you think you deserve this, huh?” Satoru kicks his door open at the same time he loosens his hold around your ass, making you slide down his length the next second.

“Oh, fuck,” you cry out just as Satoru begins to bounce you, your breasts following the motion of him fucking deep into you. “Fuck, Toru, that’s too—”

He’s so eager to fuck you, to make a mess out of you and have you losing your mind over his cock that he doesn’t even wait until you’re both on the bed. You no longer register when your back hits the pillow, or how your arms are frozen when he pins it above your head.

“You’re so beautiful,” he praises as he watches you clench around him. You’re so small and his eyes zero in on the way your abdomen bulges then flattens again every time he pounds into you, rolling his hips in a way that has you screaming and thighs quaking. “Beautiful, beautiful, perfect,” the moment his hands grip at your hips to pin you down, you know he’s not going to stop. And you don’t want him to.

Satoru latches his lips around your right breast, gently grazing his teeth over it while his other hand pinches and rolls the pebbled nipple between his fingers. He feels so good – and you’re crying already by the time you wrap your legs around him to pull him closer.

The room is filled with the smell of sex, the sound of skin slapping against skin combined with his breathy grunts and your moans like heaven on his ears. Satoru wants you to feel how much he loves you – how much he adores you – and the pace he sets is torturous. He snaps his hips against yours and presses down on the bulge of his cock through your belly, chuckling when you tighten more around him.

Your head lols to the side, tears falling down your pretty face because of how rough he’s being. But you don’t complain, not when he’s filling you in so deep and he’s kissing you everywhere, touching you everywhere, making you feel nothing else and nobody else but him.

“You’re amazing,” he rasps, watching the way your tight cunt sucks him in greedily as if you don’t want him to go anywhere else. “You take me in so well – you really want me to destroy you, huh?”

“Satoru, please,” you finally plead, “I-I’m cumming, I want you, I need you, oh,” you squeal when he finally lets your arms free. You look so precious, so innocent, and he doesn’t let up his pace. He plants his feet into the ground and his strokes begin to grow sloppy, your tight walls encouraging him to go faster, go deeper.

If possible, Satoru is only even more fuelled with the way you look so precious and innocent in that moment. His touch is gentle in comparison to the way he’s mercilessly plowing into you, using his thumb to wipe away the tears streaming down your cheeks. He knows he’s too big for you, that much is obvious from how much you’re already overstimulated just by his size, but your nails sink down on the flesh of his ass as a silent plead for more.

“Fuuuuck, I’m so close!”

“Yeah?” He fondled your clit, loving the sight of your small body creaming down on his cock. “Come for me, sweet girl. I want to feel you coming on my cock. Come on, tell me you’re mine. You’re made me for aren’t you?”

“Yes, Satoru, fuck,” you squeal, throwing your head back for a second when he keeps hitting your g-spot that has you seeing stars. Your toes curl and your hands fist the sheets behind you as he keeps impaling you with his cock right then and there.

You looked perfect; so perfect to him that he’s basically using you for his own pleasure at this moment. Your orgasm hits you like a tidal wave, back arching and nipples brushing against his chest.

In that moment, you grow needy to have him even closer, tilting up to blindly search for his lips. Satoru complies; leaning down and leaving open mouthed breathy kisses that’s a mix of you moaning and crying around him, while he struggles to do so when he’s cursing at the feeling of you coating his cock with your juices. Satoru looks down at your tiny frame trapped in his arms, his voice husky as he groans once he saw both of your arousal absolutely leaking out of your wet cunt.

He’s so close but you’re already over the edge, scratching at his back at the overstimulation. You’re still so sensitive from when you came and Satoru doesn’t slow one down one bit. He loses his rhythm as his thrusts go sloppy, and Satoru buries his face in your neck as his cock twitches inside you until he bursts with his cum leaking out of your hole.

Satoru’s arms give out beneath you, his chest colliding with yours but not enough that he’s crushing you with his weight. You’re both breathing hard and panting, his dick softening inside you.

He pulls back a moment later to slide out his sensitive cock, wincing while he watches pools of cum gather in your pussy before it drips out. It isn’t until he’s witnessing the mess he’s made he realizes how you’ve been so good for him; taking him all the way in despite your quivering frame. It dawns on him now just how tiny you are when he pulls you close to him; you’re practically hanging off his chest with how small your body is.

He wonders how you’re able to fit all of him, but he’s grateful nevertheless. Satoru shows his appreciation by peppering kisses all over your face, his hand snaking down to caress your inner thighs.

“Hmm,” you moan into the kiss, jolting when his knuckles brush against your sensitive clit. “Satoru, no,” you whine while pushing his hand away, and he shushes you with another kiss. “’M too sensitive, please...”

“It’s fine, cupcake, it’s fine,” his nickname for you is back again, and you lean closer to him just as he begins to massage your sore legs. “You did so well for me, cupcake, you know that? You’re such a good girl for me,” too fucked out to have a comprehensive answer, you only nod in response, spreading your legs open again and ignoring the warm stickiness between your thighs as Satoru kneads your abused flesh. You feel him kiss your temple before he leaves to get a towel and cleans you up. Meanwhile, you’re so tired you’re about to doze out in his bed.

“Hey,” he soothes, bundling you up in his arms until you’re tucked in the safety of his body. So small, he coos inside his head, watching as you fold yourself even smaller while your eyes flutter. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine,” you sigh into his shoulder, “I feel good. Thank you.”

Satoru doesn’t really know what you’re thanking him for. He feels like he’s the one who’s mostly indebted to you after everything you’ve done for him. You’ve already fallen asleep before he gets the chance to tell you how he feels, so Satoru only covers you both under his blanket, making sure there’s no more space between you out of fear you’ll distance yourself from him again.

But he doesn’t have to worry about that because you’re right next to him, and you’re never out of reach.

[alexmercer2424]

Howdy! Could I request some friendship headcanons with pyramid head and nemesis? Like, this small skittish human just wandering around silent hill/raccoon city and these monsters of men are just like, “You’re my friend now c:”. Reader is just startled/confused as to what’s happening, but at least they got a new body guard!

Nemesis & Pyramid Head w/ a Smol Friend

Nemesis

You weren’t STARS and you weren’t infected so he didn’t bother with killing you

Why you kept following him, he didn’t exactly know

At first he ignored it, continued on with his duties to eliminate his targets, make sure nothing got in his way

(Which you weren’t, you usually stayed behind him or to his side, he never felt that got in the way of his work)

It wasn’t until you got in trouble by one of the infected did he react

For some odd reason he saved you, which surprised the both of you no doubt

But from then on he made sure to keep a closer eye on you

Usually when things got too dangerous you’d run and hide some place, some place he used to not know since he didn’t care

But now he may offer aid in helping you hide in a secure location

Or depending on what the danger is, may put you on his shoulder/back to walk through

When there isn’t any issue, the streets long abandoned by now by those alive and the dead wandering wherever to amass

Nemesis tends to get a little more confused on what to do with you

Sometimes you wander and he just waits, has no idea what you’re doing but he assumes it’s for your own survival

Sometimes you don’t go far and he ends up staring at you because he assumes you need to do something

He’s not exactly meant as something to take care of another living being he’s the opposite so he doesn’t exactly know how to provide you with what even if you expressed it

If you ever need his help with things like moving barricades, breaking down doors, opening locked storages he can help

But with the whole eating thing an apple and a rat are the same thing to him, both are biodegradable and safe for consumption… to a degree…

He watches you drink water but sometimes fails to understand the water gathered in locations from rain isn’t always the safest be it infected with blood or just dirty from infrastructure

So when you run off to get those things for yourself since he’s not the greatest at it

Nemesis does enjoy watching you

Thinks you skittering about is entertaining, so careful, so cautious

It’s like having a small pet

Just one he can’t accidentally kill unless you somehow get under his feet

Pyramid Head

He had no interest in you

He was busy with other things, keeping order in Silent Hill, to pass judgement

And you had nothing for him to judge

You weren’t part of the cult church, ostracizing the other locals just for not being a part of their cult

You were someone meant to come here to face their past selves, face the decisions they made and the results of it

Really, he had no idea why you were here or how you ended up here (he doesn’t understand the concept of lost tourists lol)

You stayed away from him for a long while, tho he did notice you especially when night came and he did his routes

Watched you panic as you tried to hide from all the other monsters of Silent Hill

And for the longest time that wasn’t his problem

Until one day, if you reminded him of Alessa, that girl bullied by the terrible people of this town

Or maybe you reminded him of Vatiel, his leader and who he responds to

Whatever it was, one night as you scattered, he slowly made his way after you

He wasn’t trying to be menacing, just walking, but you still ran at first

But you got cornered and he caught up, watching as you screamed and ran back towards him from the monsters actually looking to harm you

You never did get far tho as he caught you instead, carrying you awkwardly by the waist under his arm as he worked to swing his knife with one arm

When your threat was gone he had grabbed you by the shirt, lifting you in front of his face for him to finally observe you closely

Without a word or threatening body language, he sat you back on the ground and petted your head

From then on you followed him and he went back to ignoring your presence

The only time he acknowledged you was if you were in danger or if you tried to wander too far

No building was to be entered without him and you weren’t allowed to go ahead of him and round corners

You may be new to Silent Hill but he’s not

And the dangers that linger in the shadows can be more dangerous than himself, especially if there’s many

So tho he may ignore you for the most part, he has to admit it’s nice having you around

Something less murderous and something much less sinful

[cheesus-doodles]

Can you imagine darling having to explain to the police that yes, he did stick his hand under my shirt, but it's because he cares as a friend xD also lol that's such a mikey thing to do

HAHAHAHAHAHA exactly like what can you even say???

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You’ll probably have some of the middle-age ladies rushing up to you after that first eep thinking that Mikey is a run-of-the-mill perv, armed with their handbags to swing at a bewildered boy who has no idea why he’s suddenly being attacked. No choice but for Mikey to beat a hasty retreat while you get pulled into hugs, mistaking the confused look on your face for someone who was shaken, telling you that its okay, and the police has been called and that they’ll find that grabber in no time.

Only for you to realise in that moment what Mikey checking for chest binding looked like to the normal public and instantly turning red - how were you going to explain to these concerned women that it wasn’t meant like that and Mikey was an oblivious friend coming from a place of concern? And you better figure it out quickly because you just saw a brief flash of familiar blond hair not too far away while the sirens wailing from outside the shop were getting louder and louder.

Decided that it was better for you to just thank the ladies for their concern and help instead of trying to rationalize your friend’s bizarre train of thought to everyone around - which you do, very nicely thanking everyone for coming to your aid, and that you were okay now and you would speak to the police.

At least the crowd starts to disperse once the officers arrive on scene, save for the few ladies who had first seen Mikey stick his hand up your shirt recounting their story to the police, before giving you one last hug and a head pat, and telling you that you could call them if you need anything and that you were such a sweet girl. Asked the officers if you could talk to them outside away from prying eyes, and they had no reason to disagree. You definitely noted your Toman friend sneakily following your group, though he did try his best to stay out of sight.

Pick your words very carefully, because you have to explain that no you were not attacked, concluding that it was easier to tell a white lie and say it was just your “little brother” playing a prank on you instead of a friend being concerned - you didn’t know if you could even make the latter reason sound convincing no matter how true it was. Waving Mikey over only for this baby boy to rush you and cling onto your back, hiding his face in the back of your neck as you assured the incredulous officers that you were fine, and there was really nothing to worry about.

Makes Mikey apologise to the two police officers for wasting their time coming all the way out here with such a silly joke, before you shake both their hand and sincerely thank them for their time and concern.

Hopefully Mikey learns his lesson, but honestly can you really expect that much from him?